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But to this day, I really wish I would’ve.
BACK TO PRESENT DAY…
Thirty days before saying “I do”
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THE SNARKY GLOVE
#1 UFC & MMA GOSSIP SOURCE FOR FANGIRLS
Dearest Fans,
Hell has frozen over, and clouds are falling from the sky!
After amassing an impressive 27-0 record during his UFC career, Travis “The Punisher” Carter is no longer undefeated.
He. Got. Knocked. the. Fuck. Out!
Christopher ‘Red Eye’ Juarez threw a brutal left jab, followed by a series of four punches that left Travis in a bloody heap, in front of millions of fans.
Our beloved King of Trash Talk who often says, “I’m too fucking good to lose,” “I’m the best fighter alive,” and “Your girlfriends aren’t safe around me,” looked like a shell of himself before the match even began.
After re-watching the footage, it looks as if something in the crowd distracted his attention, but that’s just our speculation.
Rumors are now running rampant about what’s next for theformerwelterweight champion (OMG, never thought we’d have to type that F-word in reference to him), so we’ll keep our eyes peeled for you.
Stay tuned for more news & updates,
The Snarky Glove
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THE SNARKY GLOVE
#1 UFC & MMA GOSSIP SOURCE FOR FANGIRLS
Dearest Fans,
This next post hurts our hearts and is quite painful to write.
Our beloved “Punisher” is not handling his first loss well at all…
After a string of recent incidents—two bar brawls, an ejection from a basketball game, and a drunken tirade at a rooftop party where he threatened everyone in attendance—he’s losing sponsors left and right.
To date, the current list of companies that have left him stands at twenty, totaling a loss of forty-eight million dollars from his ungodly net worth.
His publicist, who typically says “No comment” whenever we reach out, has sent us an “I no longer work for that asshole,” notice instead. His manager of two years, long-time personal assistant, and legal team have apparently abandoned him, too.
As for Mr. Carter, he hasn’t been seen publicly inmonths.
If you happen to spot him out and about in Vegas, please send some proof-of-life photos our way.
We’re starting to get worried…
Stay tuned for more news & updates,
The Snarky Glove
