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“We need to hire an actress to play your fiancee because there’s no way you’re ever getting out of this.” The words rushed from her lips.
“I’m so sorry I ever said anything because I was trying to do a good job and be creative. Please don’t fire me because I really tried to fix it an hour ago, but it got out of hand again, so please don’t be mad.”
I blinked, still processing the “hire an actress” line.
“How did you try to fix this situation an hour ago?” Ralph asked. “You were rocking back and forth on the sofa then, from what I remember.”
She didn’t answer him.
“As long as we can keep the press talking about Mr. Carter’s visit to his sister’s ice rink in New York, I think we’ll be—” He stopped talking mid-sentence after glancing at his phone.
His face reddened as he glared at the screen.
“What’s wrong, Ralph?” I asked.
“I think we need to call that ambulance after all.” He looked over at Madeline. “But not for you or me…”
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THE SNARKY GLOVE
#1 UFC & MMA GOSSIP SOURCE FOR FANGIRLS
Dearest Fans,
The sexiest fighter alive has finally been spotted in public!
Stepping out of Mandalay Bay in a three-piece suit that clung to his muscles, he was flanked by his former (now current?) manager Ralph Ellis and Madeline Dawson, the former CEO of the ‘I Hate Travis Carter’ website. (Hopefully, he’s suing the shit out of her for all the rumors she started over the years. Remember when she said he contracted herpes after a yacht party?)
Anyway, according to a very trustworthy source, he has been “secretly engaged” for months and is planning to get married in the very city that he “owns.”
Although we’re personally calling bullshit on him being tied down to one woman—this man is not (&has never EVER been) the monogamous type—we had no choice but to do our due diligence.
We called every wedding venue in a 500-mile radius, visited 218 high-end dress shops, and even reached out to former members of Mr. Carter’s team.
No business has anything on the books for an upcoming event for him, and his former team members refused to offer a simple “Yes” or “No” when asked if they’ve ever met this mystery woman.
It’s sleuthing time, fans!
Let’s see if we can find out who she is for ourselves. Or if she even exists.
Stay tuned for more news & updates,
The Snarky Glove
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