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“Wes, hi!” Hiccup. “What are you doooing?”
Okay, now is she fucking serious? She’s definitely drunk.
Before I can answer, she quickly says “Do you hate me?”
Okay, well, I guess we’re doing this.
“No Sloan, I could never hate you. I don’t understand why you continue to avoid me… and us. But I don’t hate you.”
“I don’t understand myself more and more these days, Wes. I have so much figured out with my life, but it feels like a gigantic piece of me is missing.”
Sighing, I say, “Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Shit sucks, but it is what it is.”
Her next question hits me hard because she truly has no clue about the effect she has had on me over the years.
“Do you ever think about me and what could have been?”
I don’t even hesitate for a moment. “All the fucking time, Lo, all the fucking time. Why are you asking me this now?”
She lets out a little whimper.
“Me too, every damn day. I saw your face on a billboard in Times Square the other day… It was a cologne ad. You look real good, Wes.”
My heart’s racing like it’s going to jump right out of my chest and go to her wherever she is. What is she saying?
When I am about to respond, I hear a commotion in the background and then a guy’s voice, “Lo, come on. We are about to head to the bar.”
“I’m sorry Wes, I’m sorry for everything. I shouldn’t have called, but I just needed to hear your voice and the burn of tequila helped guide me. I need to go.Bye Zeus.”
I don’t even know how to form words so I simply say, “Bye Thea.” She lets out a surprised gasp and hangs up.
I want to be jealous, mad, or even annoyed that she finally reached out, but all I can feel is hope. It was so fucking good to hear her voice. She sounds like the same sweet Lo.
Unfortunately, all the hope in the world can’t fix it when the timing just isn’t right.
Thirteen
Dear The Art of Seduction,
I am a 25-year-old female and never had an orgasm. I have tried by myself as well as with my partners, but it takes too long, and I get frustrated and give up. Is it possible that some women can’t orgasm because I’m starting to think I’m a lost cause? Please help!
Sincerely,
No O’s
Dear No O’s,
Girl, don’t you worry! First things first, you need to relax. Having an orgasm involves way more mental stimulation than you think. Second, you need to explore your body. Take your time, there’s no race to the finish line. You need to find out what you like before you can guide your partner to do the same. If you’ve followed this blog for a while, you know I’m a big advocate of sex toys both with partners and by yourself. I have recently acquired one that I’ve nicknamed ‘Minty’ and let me tell you… this thing blew my mind (I will link the item below). Not only does this toy stimulate your clit, which 70-80% of women need to reach climax, but it also stimulates your G spot simultaneously. I truly believe this toy will help you with your conquest.
I recommend taking a nice hot bath or shower to relax your mind and body. I want you to light a candle and rub your body down in your favorite lotion or oil. Afterwards, I want you to do something that sexually stimulates your mind. That could include reading a steamy book, watching a movie, envisioning your wildest fantasy, watching porn, looking at sexy photos, basically anything that gets you in the right mindset. Then, I want you to take your new toy and explore your body and remember there’s no rush. It might not happen the first time, but I want you to try this method several times and report back to me. Trust the process and enjoy yourself.
Sincerely,
The Art of Seduction
(link to toy)
My cheeks flushwhen I hit send on my advice column, remembering this week’s FaceTime with Wesley. Through our nightly conversations, he’s become very aware of my love for sex toys. So much so that he gifted me my new ‘Minty’ friend. Of course, as a thank you, I gave him a full-on FaceTime video demonstration.
