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“Stop thinking.”
“Do you want me to pass the phone to my vagina?”
“Har har,” she replied. “What do you want to do?”
“I want to have sex with Daniel Pearson.” I did. I wanted it and so did my vagina.
“Then go have sex with Daniel Pearson.”
She made it sound so simple. “Just like that?”
“Hang on, I’ll give you a second and third opinion.” She must’ve put her hand over the phone because it was muffled. God, she was there with someone and now they were talking about me and my plans for my vagina meeting a dick for the first time. After about thirty seconds, she came back. “Bridget says go for it. Lindy says–”
“Lindy’s in town?” I asked, surprised.
Lindy was Bridget’s older sister and I hadn’t seen her since she moved to Denver to be with Dex James, her hot hockey playing husband.
“Yes. She’s here for a baby shower because it’s coming up on playoff season and she’s not sure when she’ll be–”
“Lindy’s having a baby?” I said on a gasp. How did I not know that?
“Yes, isn’t it amazing! In June. She has the same advice for you she gives Bridget. Stop thinking so much and feel. If it feels right, then go for it. If it feels wrong, it’s wrong. Wait–”
She covered the phone for a second.
“She also says that Daniel Pearson is hot. She had a crush on him when she was younger. What?” More muffling. “And he’s a decent guy.”
Lindy was in her late thirties and close to Daniel’s age. I could only imagine how hot he was when he was younger.
That made sense.
“She’s smart,” I said, about being hot for Daniel and for her advice.
“Hey! I told you to ask your vagina. Isn’t that smart?”
“Yes, you are very wise,” I offered. I was about to put the car into reverse when I realized something. “Problem.”
“What?”
“I don’t know where he lives.”
18
DANIEL
I wasn’tsure who was more excited to answer the knock. Earl, me, or my dick. Tugging the door open, I was greeted by Melly, but she was mostly hidden behind a plant. All I saw were jeans with brown leather ankle boots and the sleeves of a pink puffy coat.
“Hi,” she said.
I tipped my head to see her around the big leaves. “Um, hi? What’s with the plant?”
Earl nudged me to the side to push his way outside to greet Fred, who was circling around Melly’s feet.
“I–oh, hey!”
I took her arm and tugged her into the house before she got tripped up by the dogs or Earl sniffed her crotch again.
I wanted to do that.
