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“Fine,” Deek grumbled. “Does little Melly Harwood want more dick?”
I looked up, glared at Deek and secretly wished it was true. I only met Melly yesterday morning and I’d had more sex since then than… fuck, I didn’t even want to say.
My dick and I were insatiable now. Especially after what we did earlier and I couldn’t tell the guys about it. Sure, we talked about women we’d fucked in the past and technically, this thing with Melly was as casual as any of the others.
But I never watched any other woman kneel on her bed and masturbate. Or watched her lower herself down on a dick for the first time. Or… every other filthy thing we’d already done.
“I need to rethink my ladies strategy. If D here’s got his dick all hard for the little librarian, maybe there’s something to be said for the quiet types,” Sea Bass considered.
“The librarian’s taken,” Saint muttered. “What about a schoolteacher? There are a bunch of those.”
“Kindergarten, maybe,” Seth clarified. “You’ve got to be slightly crazy to teach middle school.”
“So fucking true. Remember we stole Mr. Mongaroy’s toupee in sixth grade?” Saint asked. Seth laughed at the shared memory.
“The only person sweeter than little Melly Harwood are the nuns at the Our Lady of the Highway out by the interstate,” Deek prompted, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Melly isnotsweet, and she isfarfrom a nun,” I clarified, trying to fix the perception they had about Melly. I thought Deek and I went over this already.
“You saying the little librarian’s a freak in the sheets?” Sea Bass asked, then reached up and covered his nose.
I glared and my cell chimed at the same time. Broken nose averted.
“She’s gotta be for him to be into her like this,” Saint said.
“He’s old and hard up. Sometimes you’ve gotta take what you can get,” Seth countered. “And he’s not staying, so he’ll be in Scotland before he gets bored of a dull lay.”
“Watch it or you’re going to unleash the kraken with those words,” Sea Bass warned. “I agree though, a dull lay’s better than your hand. Acrazylay, now that’s worse than getting chlamydia. You can take antibiotics to make it go away, but crazy? That can stick around for a while.”
“That shit burns,” Seth told him.
“Crazy is a Stage Five Clinger and burns a fuck of a lot longer,” Sea Bass countered.
I really didn’t want to know why the two of them knew so much about chlamydia. I sighed, ran a hand over my hair. What the fuck were they even talking about?
“We went from talking about D’s dick getting hard for the hot librarian and now you’re talking about STDs?” Deek wondered.
“He’s not saying a word,” Saint countered, waving his arm in my direction. “He can’t be sexting if he’s just standing there. This is boring as hell.”
Mal says don’t move. We’re all coming there.
For a second, I processed that she was coming over to fuck. Then I reread it and frowned at my bright screen.
What?
I needed to make sure I understood what was happening. My dick couldn’t read, and he was doing the thinking for me. Bad combination when it came to texting withlittle Melly Harwood.My brother’s stupid-ass chatter was also brain numbing.
Mal just told them about you going to the Highland Games. The guys want to toss cabers with a pro. Um… they’re packing up the food to bring over.
My brothers stared at me. “Well?” Seth asked.
“Melly and others are coming here.”
You’re coming here? You, Bridget, Mav, & Mal?
And Lindy, Dex, Theo, Silas, Eve, & Mac.
Excellent. She was coming here.
