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Hello, my little monster loving creature.
This is just a friendly reminder to make sure you check your triggers before reading.
This short story has first date blowjobs, begging, vibrating cocks, cockpockets, glow in the dark cum, underwater aerobics, and more. If any of those things are not for you— do not read this story.
If those sound right, then maybe you need help.
But then again, maybe I do too…
Sincerely,
The Barista
The Barista
I finished applying sunscreen,pulled my sunglasses down, and leaned back in my chair. The sun was high, the sound of waves against the shore peaceful, and this stretch of beach was empty. Maybe because humans died here often, but I could contribute that to a rogue monster. At least, that was my theory.
A monster wouldn’t be stupid enough to bother an ex grim reaper sunbathing on their beach.
I couldn’t remember the last time I’d taken a vacation, but it was about damn time I got away from the cafe. It was the center of my life and I loved it, but lately everything seemed to be going sideways.
Everyonealwaysneeded me. Even my friends.
Now I just had to stop thinking about everything. No monsters, no matchmaking, no thinking about Trixie.
Trixie.
“Fuck,” I growled, opening my eyes.
The human was haunting me. It didn’t matter how much I wanted to forget her, I simply couldn’t. She was a curse.
The hair on the back of my neck suddenly stood up. I gritted my teeth as I looked up, knowing someone was watching me.
I was about fifteen feet from the shore. Another thirty feet out, there was a head halfway above the water, a set of eyes watching me.
“No,” I said, knowing that they could hear me.
Hello, Barista.
“I said no,” I barked. “Not interested in your shit, fish man, I’m on vacation.”
The fates have brought you to me, and I am in need of your assistance.
If I had a fucking dime for every time I’d heard that.
“No.”
I am a prince. I am demanding that you assist me.
I lifted my hand, shooting him the bird. “Prince or not, you have my response. Did you not hear me? I’m on vacation.”
I need my mate. Mating season is upon me and I must find someone. A human. One that will rule by my side.
“No.”
I have heard of your ability, Barista. You are on my beach. Set me up with my soul mate and I will reward you.
I let my head fall back, a groan leaving me. I was torn between rage and annoyance. And also knowing that perhaps it would be a good distraction from… her.
