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"Your statement completely contradicts what you're trying to avoid," Orlando pointed out with a sigh.
"Shut up, black eye!" Harrison huffed.
"Fuck off Harrison, or I'm telling everyone you have the smallest cock in the room."Orlando glared at Harrison with narrowed eyes.
"You JUST said it!" Harrison shouted.
"If you two are going to go all fighting style, can you take it outside? Last time you two battled, there were hoof prints all over the tiled floor. Took forever to clean up." Hellsin sighed and pursed his lips.
"Let them fight. At least we get the evening with Charlotte to ourselves." Magnor shrugged, appearing unconcerned.
"Um...daughter still here." I waved my hands for added effect. The four of them looked at me like they just realized I hadn't left.
"You four suck," Charlotte complained, walking over to where I stood. Arielle followed and moved to stand behind me. She put her chin on my shoulder as we looked at my four dads.
"Aww, Charlotte, don't be like that," Orlando whined.
"Ya, Sweetcakes. Just blame Orlando. I can give him another black eye!"
"No thanks." Orlando huffed.
"This is why we never like you two being in the same room," Magnor complained.
"Oh, please. You and Orlando used to fight all the time in our youth." Harrison canted his head to the side with a raised brow.
"Ya, before I grew up. Orlando, however, is still the same," Magnor said with a dull tone, sounding bored.
"I'm stronger than you!" Orlando countered.
Magnor grinned, a glint of mischief coursing through those silver eyes. "Wanna bet?"
"Violence is never the right answer, yet I'm stuck with three best friends who can't keep from fighting each other," Hellsin muttered.
"We don't fight!" All three of them yelled.
Orlando stared at the other two. "Stop copying my thoughts!"
"Really? Are we going to have this conversation again?" Magnor said with an annoyed voice.
"I still haven't beat common sense into your brain yet!" Harrison stood from the couch he'd landed on and strode over to Orlando. Orlando tensed up and moved Magnor to stand in front of him.
"Magnor, protect me from this enraged unicorn!"
"I'm really glad Celestia didn't take any of your stupid traits," Magnor admitted.
"That's rude."Orlando kept himself behind Magnor anyway as Harrison was two steps away from them.
"Are you two going to play nice or do I have to throw both of you into unconsciousness like the last time Orlando thought he was stronger than an enraged unicorn?" Hellsin put forth.
Orlando and Harrison paused as they looked up at Hellsin, who didn't seem like he was joking.
"That's not fair. You're a fucking giant!" Harrison snapped.
"Ya, I agree with the unicorn on this one." Orlando peered around Magnor as he spoke.
"Can you two return to your mature adult ways for a few minutes so Celestia, your DAUGHTER, can actually have some lingering respect for you?" Charlotte insisted.
All four of them paused and looked my way again.
