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“Because moms aren’t supposed to embarrass their children.”
“Now, you’re being ridiculous.” Daisy drags me further into the house. Her fiancé, Lennon, smiles and walks toward her but she waves him away. He chuckles as he veers off in another direction. Smart man.
“Now, where was I?”
“The time he realized boys and girls were different,” I prod because I have got to hear this.
“You know our Brody, always the prankster. When he was in kindergarten, he pulled a girl’s shorts down in recess.”
“I didn’t mean to pull down her panties,” Brody clarifies and I shush him.
“He screamed when he saw she didn’t have a penis. In fact, he yelled at her, ‘Where’s your wee-wee? Did you lose it?’ And then all hell broke loose because he now thought it was possible for his penis to fall off. The school nurse phoned me and when I arrived, he was still screaming, ‘I don’t want my wee-wee to fall off!’”
I burst out laughing.
“I’m not finished,” Daisy says and I nod for her to continue. “He grabbed a stapler from the nurse and was going to staple his penis to his body.”
Daisy and I dissolve into giggles while every man in the room cringes.
Brody crosses his arms over his chest and pouts. “If you had explained the difference between girls and boys to me, none of this would have happened.”
“I did explain the difference to you and Riley. It’s not my fault you weren’t listening.”
“You should have made me put down the Legos.”
She rolls her eyes. “Have you ever tried to tell a five-year-old to put down their toy and listen to you? It’s impossible.”
“I’m with Daisy on this,” Clementine says as she enters the living room.
“Mom,” Peace grumbles at her, “we agreed you would claim I was a model child in front of company.”
“What company? Family isn’t company.”
While Clementine and Peace bicker about his childhood, Brody steals me away from his mom. “Happy you came now?” he whispers into my ear.
“I love your mom.”
“Good. Because I plan for you to be around her for a very long time.”
“Brody Bragg, don’t you dare make declarations about your intentions while we’re at dinner with your family,” I scold despite how warm and fuzzy his words make me feel. Even my knees are wobbling. Who knew the prankster could do romance?
“It’s not an aim or goal. It’s what’s going to happen.”
I cock an eyebrow. “Do I get any say in this?”
“No.” I growl and he leans forward to nip my earlobe. “But you do get lots and lots of orgasms.”
My panties dampen at his words. I try to push him away. “We’re at a family gathering.”
Brody doesn’t let me push him away. “And? Everyone here knows we’re having sex.”
My cheeks darken at his words. “It doesn’t mean we have to discuss it in front of them.”
He runs his nose along mine. “I know discussing sex in front of my family is making you hot for me. You can’t deny it when I can see you pressing your legs together.”
“You’re a jerk.”
“Who’s hungry?” Peace’s dad, Eagle, asks as he carries a platter to the table in the dining area. I want to kiss him for interrupting before I ended up attacking Brody in front of his mom and brothers.
