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“Nah, he’s got this.”
“But…”
Max snorted awake, sitting up as he watched in fascination as IKE strangled IRIS. “I should have stayed asleep.” He replaced the hat on his head and closed his eyes.
Finally, IRIS kicked IKE in the balls and rolled over, choking as IKE curled up in a ball, holding his…balls. I had no idea men could be so…vicious with each other, and all over a book. This was fascinating to witness, and suddenly, I wasn’t so hungry anymore.
“Yeah,” IRIS choked. “That’s right. You could have had her.” He wheezed in a breath and sat up. “You waited too long.”
“I fucking hate you,” IKE croaked out.
“Did you really want her?” I asked, feeling bad for him now.
“What? No, but you don’t kick a man in the balls. It’s just wrong.”
“You were choking me and no one was helping,” IRIS argued. “It was warranted.”
IKE finally sat up, taking a deep breath. “You know, I tried to be a nice guy. I have no qualms now about telling Jane how you shit your pants when you jumped out of the plane.”
My eyes flew to IRIS, who was staring at him in horror. “You swore you wouldn’t tell!”
“I lied!”
“Then I’ll tell her how you made up that whole story with the guy from Egypt!”
I gasped again. “What story? What happened with the guy in Egypt?”
“Dude,” Kavanaugh chuckled. “And I thought I had it bad.”
“Oh, just tell them you slept with Carly,” Scottie sighed.
“You slept with Carly?” Eli exclaimed.
“Who’s Carly?” I asked, but no one answered me.
“Bowie kicked her out and she saw me at the bar,” Kavanaugh said defensively. “She’s the devil!”
“I can’t believe you slept with Carly,” IRIS snorted. “Were you that desperate?”
“It was a moment of weakness!”
“Who’s Carly?” I shouted.
“How weak can you be? She’s slept with half the men in town,” Red laughed. “Holy shit, this is so funny. Just wait until Rae finds out.”
“Who’s Rae?” There were too many names and no one was answering my questions!
“Yeah? At least Fox didn’t bone my mother-in-law.”
My eyes widened at the revelation, and I didn’t even know who he was talking about.
Red’s face turned…red. “Take that back.”
“You take it back!” Kavanaugh shouted.
“Who’s your mother-in-law? And why did Fox bone her? Was this before or after Anna? And who is Carly?” I yelled, standing up to get their attention. I lost my footing and tripped over Max, falling into the ocean with a yelp. Moments later, I was pulled up by my shirt and hauled back into the boat. Eli patted my back as I choked on the water.
“You okay?”
