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CHAPTERONE
sophie
What was it about death that brought out the worst in people? Most of those in attendance at the celebration of life event today hadn’t spoken to my uncle in years, and now I was being showered with rabid curiosity dressed up as forced condolences. Let’s be honest. Uncle Arthur had been filthy rich, and everybody was here for the READING OF THE WILL. Yes, I heard it like that in all caps whenever someone asked me about the READING OF THE WILL. I barely suppressed a hysterical giggle as I envisioned a small man with a heralding trumpet, standing on the balcony and unfurling a long roll of paper, reading off the terms of THE WILL like Oprah during her Christmas specials.And you get a car…and you get a boat…
I was currently winning the bet on how many times my uncle’s ex-wives would try to console me, a fact which simultaneously cheered and annoyed me. There were seven wives in total, having multiplied like Gremlins being exposed to water, before his last, and my favorite, had cured my uncle of his marrying hastily habit.
Bagpipes sounded behind me, and though I wasn’t usually a nervous sort, my drink went flying. Turning, I glared at the bagpiper who had the gall to wink at me. Cheeky bastard, I thought, narrowing my eyes as he confidently strode past, parting the crowd like a hot knife through butter. Suitably impressed, because the bagpipe was the type of instrument that demanded attention, my eyes followed the man as he crossed the lawn, kilt billowing in the wind.
“Dammit, Sophie.” Wife Number Two glared at me and dabbed at her tweed jacket in sharp motions. “This is Chanel.” The only thing tighter than the woman’s severe bun was her grasp on my uncle’s alimony. Before I could apologize, Number Two strode off, snapping her finger at a caterer, her lips no doubt pursed in disapproval. Only my uncle would plan and cater his own funeral. I grabbed another glass of champagne from the tray of a passing server.
Arthur MacKnight of Knight’s Protective Services, leader in home and commercial security systems worldwide, did not leave anything to chance. His attention to detail, pragmatic attitude, and strong code of ethics had rocketed his company to the top of the list. On the personal side? Arthur had been a known eccentric, disgustingly wealthy, and one of my favorite people. With a ten-figure company on the line, I guess I couldn’t blame people for wanting to know the contents of THE WILL. But not me. I didn’t care about the money. I just wanted my uncle back.
“Prissy old scarecrow,” Lottie MacKnight whispered in my ear. As the proud owner of the title of Wife Number Seven, Lottie had withstood the test of time and had made Arthur very happy in his later years. She was creative, quirky, and the most down to earth of all the wives, and I had bonded with her instantly over our shared hatred of fancy restaurants. I still remembered giggling over a plate that had been delivered with much finesse but carried little more than a sliver of carrot with a puff of foam. Arthur had looked on, amusement dancing in his eyes, as his new wife and only niece had tried to maintain their composure in front of the stuffy maître d’.
When I was twelve, I had come home one day to the contents of my bedroom being placed in boxes by our very apologetic housekeeper. Much to my horror, my parents had informed me—via a note on the kitchen counter, mind you—that I was leaving for boarding school that same evening. Somehow, Lottie had caught wind of it and rescued me, bringing me back home to live with her and Arthur. I’d happily settled into a life of contradictions—business lessons at breakfast, fencing lessons at lunch, and magick studies after dinner. Well, not magick per se, but Arthur had nourished an insatiable love for myths, legends, and the unexplainable.
Once a year, I dutifully endured a phone call with my parents from whatever far-flung destination they were visiting. As an afterthought, I would occasionally receive inappropriate birthday gifts that would leave me blinking in confusion. A few we kept for the sheer madness of it all, like the gold-plated two-foot penguin statue. Lottie had promptly named it Mooshy, set him in the front hall, and put little hats or bows on him, depending on the occasion. Because of them, my tender teenage years had gone from stilted and awkward to vibrant and fulfilled, and I would forever be grateful.
Arthur’s loss numbed me, like someone had cut out the part of me where my feelings were supposed to reside, and now I was just shambling about making awkward small talk with people who were suddenly very interested in speaking with me. Even the Old Wives Club, as Lottie and I referred to the other six wives, had made weak attempts at mothering me. Hence the bet I’d made with Lottie. Upon arrival at the funeral, the wives had besieged me, like a murder of crows dressed in couture, angry in the way of perpetually hungry people. Lottie, being Lottie, had swooped forward in her colorful caftan and flower fascinator, rescuing me from the wives by cheerfully suggesting they look for the attorney who carried THE WILL. The Old Wives Club had pivoted as one, like a squadron of fighter planes, and narrowed in on the beleaguered attorney with ruthless efficiency.
The funeral was being held on the back lawn of Arthur’s estate in California, his castle towering over the proceedings. Yes,castle. Arthur had built his house to remind him of the castles in Scotland, much to the chagrin of the neighborhood. His neighbors, their houses all sleek lines and modern angles, had hated Arthur’s castle. Ilovedit. What was the point of earning all that money if you couldn’t have fun with it? Arthur had nourished a deep affection for his Scottish roots, often traveling there several times a year, and had spent many a night trying to convince me to enjoy what he claimed were the finest of Scottish whiskies. As far as I was concerned, if that was the best Scotland could do, then I was not impressed.
It was one of those perpetually cheerful California days, and the sun threatened to burn my fair skin. Arthur had always joked that he could get a sunburn walking to the mailbox and back. He wasn’t far off. I’d already wished I had brought a hat with me. Instead, I slid my bargain-bin sunglasses on my nose to dull the light. Designer sunglasses were a no-go for me. At the rate I sat on my sunglasses and broke them, it was far more economical for me to grab some from the rack on the way out of the gas station.
“Nice glasses. Dior?” Wife Number Three drifted up, her knuckles tight on the martini glass she held.
“No, um, BP.” I nodded. I pronounced it as Bay-Pay, skewing the name of the gas station.
“Hmm, I haven’t heard of them. I’ll be sure to look for their show this spring in Paris. Darlings!” Number Three fluttered her fingers at a fancy couple and left to air-kiss her way into an invitation to a yacht party.
“Break another pair of sunglasses?” Lottie asked, biting into a cube of cheese. There was cheese? I looked around for the server who carried that coveted tray and grinned.
“Third this week.”
“That’s a lot for you.” Lottie turned to me, her eyes searching my face. “You okay, sweetie? This is a tough time for us. I loved Arthur, and I’ll miss him like crazy, but it’s different for you. He was like…”
“My father,” I whispered, spying my own parents across the lawn, who had arrived over an hour ago and still hadn’t bothered to greet their only daughter. Their indifference to my existence still shouldn’t sting…yet. Here we were. I tried to frame it in my head like they were just people who I used to room with back in the day.
“And as your mother”—Lottie waved a jewel-encrusted hand at my parents—“I don’t care that those two idiots are here.I’mclaiming Mama rights. So as your stand-in mother, I want to make sure you’ll be able to grieve properly. I’m here for you, you know.”
“I know, I know.” I pressed a kiss to Lottie’s cheek, catching the faint scent of soap and turpentine. Lottie must have been painting her moods again. She was a world-renowned painter in her own right and worked through her emotions on her canvasses. All of Arthur’s and my spreadsheets and business talk had made her eyes glaze over with boredom. “I don’t really know yet how to think or feel. I’m numb, if I’m being honest.”
“Numb is just fine. As Pink Floyd would attest to…it’s a comfortable place to be. Just live in that space for a little bit, and we’ll handle what comes. What about Chad? Or is it Chet?” Lottie affected a confused expression, though I knew very well she knew my boyfriend’s name.
My boyfriend, Chad, was good-looking in a polished private school kind of way, and at first, I’d just been drawn to someone who’d paid careful attention to me. Now, as I watched him schmooze my parents—not that he knew they were my parents—I felt an odd sort of detachment from him. Perhaps that was grief numbing my feelings. Or maybe I liked the idea of a Chad more than an actual Chad himself.
“He’s been very supportive,” I told Lottie. Which was true. Chad had doted on me constantly since Arthur had died, but so had all my new besties who had crawled out of the woodwork upon the news of Arthur’s death. Lottie patted my arm and turned as the celebrant began speaking.
The words flowed over me, intertwining and blurring together, as my own memories of Arthur flashed through my mind. Our heated fencing battles—a sport Arthur had insisted I learn—his quirky obsession with all things Scottish, his willingness to always listen to any new ideas I had for the company, and the way he’d always called me his wee lassie. No, I wasn’t ready to say goodbye.
“Oh, shit.” Lottie gripped my arm, her fingers digging into the soft flesh, and I pulled myself from my thoughts to see what had distracted Lottie.
The bagpiper had returned to the back of the crowd, having circled the lawn, and now stood waiting for the celebrant’s signal. Behind him, Arthur’s five Scottish Terriers tumbled about.
“Did you let the dogs out?” I whispered, horror filling me. Arthur’s Scotty dogs, while decidedly adorable, were quite simply put—terrors.
“No, I didn’t. But the lawyer had asked where they were…” Understanding dawned, and we turned to each other.
