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“No,” Benny replied. “We just fucked.”

I was pretty sure he was up to seven fucks.

“Why would you think she’d become partners with him?” I asked Hollie.

She shrugged. “I don’t know. He seemed so happy. I wasn’t aware that sex could make you so happy the day after.”

Benny smiled. “Hell yeah, it was the kind of sex that…”

“Okay, I think we get it.” I held up my hand to keep him from going on. “How about two orders of shepherd’s pie if you still have some.”

“I do!” Benny turned and headed to the kitchen.

I looked at Hollie and let out a chuckle. “I’m going to guess it’s been a while since our boy Benny had sex—or this Casey girl was the one who got away.”

Hollie giggled. “I’d say both.”

After bringing us our food, Benny went down to the other end of the bar to help the two men who’d just walked in and sat down. Poor bastards had no idea what Benny had done on that bar less than twenty-four hours ago.

An older couple sat down next to Hollie and the four of us soon fell into a conversation. They had spent some time in America and wanted to know all about Salem and the history of the witches. Little did they know, they were talking to an actual witch.

After they left, I pulled out some money to pay for our meal and Benny walked back over.

“I got the strangest email a few minutes ago,” he said.

“What was it?” Hollie asked.

“Some lady wants to pay me nearly five-hundred euros for a picture of me feet.”

“What?” I asked on a burst of laughter. “Are you sure it was your feet and not your…”

“Lucas!” Hollie hit me playfully on the chest.

“No, it was me feet. Apparently, some people are into that.”

Looking confused, Hollie asked, “Into it how exactly?”

Benny shrugged. “It’s called podophilia.”

Hollie’s mouth fell open and it took everything I had in me not to laugh. “You’ve never heard of people having a foot fetish before?” I asked.

“Of course I have,” she said, once she remembered how to talk. “But to pay someone for pictures of their feet? She doesn’t even want to see your feet in person?”

“Oh, she does. She offered a thousand euros to be able to come and touch them. I declined. That seems a tad bit too much.”

“You think?” Hollie stated. “That’s just weird.”

Benny shrugged. “I’ll send the pictures, though.”

“What?” Hollie and I both said.

“Hey, five-hundred euros is a lot of money. I’ll take it any way I can get it.”

I shook my head while Hollie appeared to gag.

The bell on the door rang and the three of us looked over to see a group of women around our age entering the pub.

“Good evening, ladies,” Benny called out. The dark-haired girl in the front glanced back at the others who appeared to encourage her to step forward.

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