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And by less resistant, I mean they protest at about 95% volume versus their usual 100%.
It has a lot to do with how ratty this rental cabin is getting.
And about one-third of the unrepaired damage over the years is due to us.
Which—we paid for damages, obviously.
Kara
I’m on the plane.
Clara
How was time with Peter’s family?
Magical, I type before I delete it. Life-altering, rule-breaking, paradigm-shifting.
Kara
I slept with Peter.
Clara
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Bea sends the gif of Andy Dwyer from Parks and Recreation staring at the camera in giddy shock. Clara sends a gif of Steven Colbert in front of a big sign that says, “I told you so!”
Kara
You did not.
Clara
Excuse me, I was talking to Bea.
Bea
You did tell me so. All bow before the master.
But honestly, even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. You think everyone is into everyone.
Clara
I do not!
Bea
It’s because you’re paired up, and you want everyone to be in a couple.
And you also want to double date with someone other than your dads.
Honey, you wanted me to ask out the courier who’s like twenty years old, bless his heart. Where would we go? He can’t drink!
Clara
He’s cute. And I swear to god, he’s into you.
