FINALLY. Respectful dick.
Vallie
*Spitting out water gif*
Josie
Wait, irl respectful dick?
Vallie
What would disrespectful dick be?
Josie
Two pump chump?
Brexley
No, she finally got to book five.
Vallie
Jesus, that was slow.
Noel
That’s what I’M saying.
And absolutely not. No more real-life dicks, remember?
Brexley
Not the slow burn, the reading speed. The slow burn was exquisite.
Josie
OH. FINALLY. Good lord, I’ve been dying to talk about that scene. You’re like halfway done? Ish.
Noel
There better be more spice.
Brexley
*grimacing emojis*
Noel
So help me, I will hunt you down if I just waited five books for one scene with a tattooed grump.
Brexley
I mean…
Josie
People don’t read this one for the spice.