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“The how-to kind for married couples.”
He twisted the top off his drink and dropped it in the wastebasket. “What exactly are we needing to know how to do? If you say sex, I’ll fucking vote no.”
He busted out laughing. “Why?”
“If a man doesn’t know how to stick his dick in a hole, a book won’t help him.”
“Ohhhh Mon Frier, this is not about how to fuck this is about how tofuuuuuck.”
8-Bit shook his head. “You drug that word through a guttersodirty, my dick saluted you.”
Between his howling laughter, he managed, “She asked me to do the classes for the men.”
“Swamp Studs 101. Can’t wait to hear what kind of assignments you’ll give out.”
“Very useful things,” he assured around laughter.
“Trap’s wife will need Houdini classes.”
More howling before he gasped, “Oh fuck, you’re killing me.”
He remembered Cat’s baby request. “There isonething. She wants a child. One. For herself.”
“Forherself,what the fuck doesfor herselfmean?”
“It means she wants to raise it, not me.”
“How…wait. What kind of marriage did you propose? A long distance one?”
“My hatch is only ten minutes from her, so not exactly long distance.”
“Are you telling me you don’t plan to live together?”
“I never said that.”
“Good because Mah Petite will not approve,” he assured. “Or me.”
“We’ll simply have two residences. She doesn’t want to move, and I won’t make her. I don’t want to move so we’ll have two places for living.”
“As long as it’s together, I don’t care if you live in a tree.”
8-Bit let out a sigh, bringing every manner of negative noise from Eveque.
“Mon Frier, you will need to live with her, that is non-negotiable, that is a marriage.”
“Well, I didn’t exactly require it.”
“Well, you had better.”
8-Bit rolled his eyes and leaned into his chair. “Fine. I’ll require it. Guess we’ll see just how detached she can be.”
“Oui,” he said, stomping out the word.
Could be seen as a test. One he’d rather not think about in that second. “How’s Nitro healing?”
“Fine and he’s doing virtual. I think it has nothing to do with his bat bites, though.”
8-Bit still had a hard time wrapping his head around the hardened soldier’s drastic fall from Mount Celibacy. “Will The Seer be at the meeting? I need to talk to him.”
