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“Captain,” Kien said, all playfulness dropping from his demeanor. “I’ll kill you myself before I let them dissect you alive.”
Solgre’s eyes widened as he turned toward Kien. “Should that make me feel better about the situation?!”
“Listen.” Phate stood. “We have some time here. I know you don’t want us bringing attention to ourselves, and we won’t. But wouldn’t it be nice to tell the others that we at least tried to learn the human ways?”
A look crossed Solgre’s face as he mulled over the idea.
“Fine,” Solgre finally said. “But no telling them who orwhatwe are. I would like to keep my insides firmlyinside.”
A determined knock sounded at the door. Solgre glanced pointedly at Phate then Kien. “Understood?”
Since Phate couldn’t think of one reason why he would ever tell a human about himself, he nodded.
“What if they ask why my penis vibrates? I’ll have to tell them something,” Kien said.
“For the love of the Ancients!” Solgre erupted. “How would they find out your penis vibrates?! You’re determined to get us sliced up.”
“How about we don’t have sex with them?” Phate asked as he made his way toward the door.
A horrified look splashed across Kien’s face, and he took a step back. “Don’t have sex?”
Phate unlocked and opened the door. “Right. Don’t have se—”
Phate didn’t get to finish his sentence because his jaw dropped. Standing on the other side of the threshold was the most beautiful female specimen he’d seen in his entire life.
“Oh wow,” Kien muttered from behind him.
“We’re going to end up in so many little pieces,” Solgre grumbled under his breath.
Chapter Two
Phate was definitely...what was the human word used to describe their situation he’d learned from the television?
Oh, yes.
He was definitelyscrewedbecause he could only stare, mouth agape, at the female standing in the hallway. There was an overwhelming urge to tell her everything about his life and he wanted to know everything about hers.
