Page 192 of Bad Pucking Influence


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“It’s not all we do.”

“Doesn’t being in a relationship mean you get to fuck regularly? I would’ve thought that’s the biggest perk.” I look around the group for confirmation.

“It’s the only perk.” Luca nods in agreement. “Except for the fact you only get to bang that one person.”

“What’s wrong with only banging one person?” Justus asks.

“Nothing if that’s what you’re into. I like variety, which is why road games are my favorite,” Luca says.

“I’m honestly shocked at how much women adore you when you’re blatantly with a different one all the time,” Niko tells Luca.

“Puck bunny culture is weird, but my God, it's a wonderful thing.” Luca smiles dreamily.

The look on his face gives me an idea. “The gay crowd needs to get in on that. We could be the puck bucks and we could offer a special welcome to all the visiting teams.”

“A buck?” Justus frowns.

“I mean we could go with puck butts, though that seems a little crass to me.”

Xander snorts. “You’re worried about being crass?”

“Not particularly, but bunny has a touch of class to it and gay men deserve the same, even if we are just looking for big hockey sticks.”

“Isn’t a phrase for gay hockey chasers futile since there’s only one gay player in the league and he’s spoken for?” Luca asks me.

“Only one that we know of. I bet there are more thinking about following Niko’s lead. If we build it, they will come. Pun intended.”

Niko chokes on a laugh, causing Xander to warn, “Don’t encourage him.”

“I can’t help it, that was funny," Niko whines, clamping his lips together to contain himself.

“If Tripp was kidding, yes, it’d be funny. But he’s not. Don’t give him any more family passes or he’ll hover by the locker room trying to pick up members of the other team.”

Luca shrugs. “Who cares. If there are any gay players out there, they might appreciate bumping into Tripp after the game.”

“No. Bad idea.” Though Noah’s voice is level, the steely set of his jaw tells me he’s pissed. What’s that about?

“What? Why?” Luca gives his teammate a confused look.

“He can’t sleep with the competition.”

“Why not?” Justus asks.

“Because he’s not some random guy whose hookups won’t impact us.”

Niko scratches his head as he squints at Noah. “I’m not really following you, buddy. None of us have a say where our friends stick their dicks.”

“What if he hooked up with Blaise?” Noah asks his teammates.

“That douchebag on the Rockets?” Luca’s smile quickly morphs to a frown.

“Blaise is gay?” Justus looks around, confused.

“I’m just picking him as an example,” Noah says. “Would any of us be okay with Tripp hooking up with him? Or any of the assholes in the league like him?”

“That’s a good point.” Luca chews on his lip.

“How is that a good point?” I ask.

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