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“Honey, you have no—”
I clear my throat and interrupt this ludicrous conversation or else we’ll be here all day. “If the two of you could figure out your fuck schedules after I’ve had breakfast, I’d really appreciate it.”
The busty blonde blushes before speaking again. “I’m so sorry. Please follow me.” Collin goes first and he keeps turning around to look at me. He has the same gaga expression as a kid who’s been given a full-day pass at Dairy Queen with no restrictions imposed.
When we get to our table, the waitress turns to face us. “I placed a reserved sign when I saw you walk in. I hope this will do.”
Collin takes a step closer to her. “I don’t know how to thank you for this kind gesture. My friend and I have had a fairly strenuous night and we’re desperate for some food.”
The horny blonde licks her lips again. “Well, as I’ve said—”
For the love of God.“Can we please eat first?” I interrupt.
The waitress smiles nervously. “Of course. I shouldn’t be like this. It’s just that I’ve been a fan of your friend for a really long time. Give me a second and I’ll come back with your menus.” She starts walking away, but turns around. “By the way, my name is Nadine and I’ll be your server today,” she says before sliding her index finger between her teeth and biting down.
“Nadine, I’m Collin, but you already know that. This grizzly bear here is Hunter. He’s not usually this prickly.”
“Funny,” I growl. “Nadine.” I nod at her.
“Hunter, I’ll take good care of both of you,” she says in a really breathy way, ignoring me completely and eye-fucking Collin. How the hell can she be this sexual this early?
“I don’t doubt it for a second.” Collin lifts an eyebrow and I know he’s totally turned on. For Christ’s sake, he’s almost foaming at the mouth.
Enough.“Thanks, Nadine, for those menus.” My fuse is getting shorter by the second.
“Coming right up,” she quips before turning on her heel.
“That would be great.” I flash her a tight smile before sitting down.
“Evans, you didn’t have to be so rude. You most likely scared her,” Collin scolds, taking a seat across from me.
“Did she look frightened to you? I could practically see her slickness dripping from between her thighs. I thought she was going to offer herself to you right in the middle of this restaurant.”
“I’m just saying being a little friendly won’t hurt you. Your rugged cowboy routine may work well for you on that ranch of yours in small town Texas, but it’s a little rough around the edges for us folks out here in LA.”
I lean in closer to the table so that what I’m about to say remains between us. “Dennison, you had five women last night. Take a break for longer than a goddamn minute.”
“Just because I’m flirting doesn’t mean that it has to go any further.”
“Bullshit,” I spit out. “And when was the last time that happened?”
We both laugh.
A few minutes later, Nadine returns with menus and a couple glasses of water. Since the restaurant is so packed, she’s not able to devote as much time to Collin as I thought she would. Unfortunately for her, hungry patrons keep calling for her attention. She hops from one table to another with her order book and pen in hand. This gives us an opportunity to kick back and figure out what we want to eat without her drooling all over us—well, drooling all over Collin, I guess.
“Good call on starting the day in Venice Beach,” I say, taking in the magnificent view to my left.
“After the way we ran out on those women without so much as a goodbye and thank you, I really didn’t want to be in the same neighborhood.” He chuckles.
“You’re right. I would’ve ended up with two unimpressed blondes, while you would have to contend with three pretty pissed-off women.” I smile, quickly scouring the restaurant. “I don’t know how you do it, buddy. Let’s hope the two sisters you connected with earlier in the evening don’t show up at your door ready to rip your balls off.”
“Nah. Remember I’ve got the luck of the Irish.”
“Even though you’re Scottish, I’ll give you that much. You certainly do,” I say, shaking my head and looking down at my menu.
Leave it to Collin Dennison to be willing to beat his own record. Where I limit myself to two women at a time, Collin doesn’t have a problem taking on three and sometimes four horny women in one go. Before he ended last night with his international cocktail of women, he also fucked two gorgeous twins who were begging for his autograph. What started out as two fans innocently approaching their idol turned into so much more in front of my eyes when Sissy and Brandy insisted on a photo and a kiss, then whispered something in my friend’s ear. He shot me a look that spoke volumes. Before I could even blink, the twins were dragging Collin down a corridor and straight into the bathroom. Five women in one night. I’m amazed at my buddy’s prowess. Last night was a first for him. Animal.
“So what are you having?” he asks.
