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I shake my head.
“You’re not off the hook that easily.”
“You can’t be serious about this challenge, Rhys.”
“I am.” He taps me on the shoulder. “You lie low for a while… and you get a nice prize for your effort.”
I’m skeptical, but I bite.
“What kind of prize?”
“My most valued bike.”
My eyes grow wide.
“You’re willing to part with your Legendary British Vintage Black?”
“The one and only.”
Rhys has a stellar collection of expensive bikes, but in the world of motorcycles, he struck gold. He may not have much left from his first career, but he was able to hold on to a coveted ride released in 1948. It has an estimated value of four hundred thousand dollars. That baby is pure mechanical genius.
“It shows you how much this company means to me.” He sticks his hands in his pockets. “I hope it’s the same for you.”
I consider him for a long beat.
“Abstinence for a rare gem?” I ponder. The first word leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
“Yes.” Rhys’s cocksure grin irks me.
“You think I can’t do it?”
“Prove me wrong, Christensen,” he says.
“You’re so certain of yourself.”
“I am,” he says with supreme confidence.
I shoot him a side gaze. “Your bike as bait?”
“Pretty much.”
“Thirty days?” I keep repeating myself, but I’m weighing the pros and cons here.
“Four very long weeks,” he says.
I nod, pensive.
“You can only engage with women in a professional or friendly manner.”
“I can do that.” Something tells me my eagerness will come back to bite me in the ass.
“Let me make sure we’re on the same page here,” Rhys says. He lifts a hand and fans his fingers out. “One”—using his other hand, he points to one of his fingers—“your cock can’t be inside of a woman’s pussy. Two, same for her ass. Three, it also applies to her mouth. Four, titty fucking is cheating. Five, handjobs aren’t a way around the rules. I doubt you’d waste your time putting your mouth on a pussy if you aren’t getting anything in return. So, that’s a non-issue. And I don’t have to mention kissing since you never do.” By the time he’s done with his long list of stipulations, my jaw is hanging open.
“Any questions, Christensen?”
“I can’t even get a blowjob?”
