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“What? It’s true. What can I say? I’ve been blessed with a very large—”
“Stop it,” I interrupted. “Wyatt, this is not appropriate.”
“What’s not appropriate?” He started laughing. “You don’t want to hear about how large my—”
“Wyatt!”
“What? I was just going to say my feet. Don’t you want to know my feet size so you know what size shoes to get me for my birthday and for Christmas?”
“Wyatt, you were not about to say your feet. We both know that.”
“What? What did you think I going to say?”
“Wyatt …”
“My ears. Do you think I have large ears?”
“Yeah, Wyatt, you have super large ears.”
“Or did you think I was going to say my cock? Did you think I was going to talk about my—”
“Wyatt, I’m going to hang up. Right now. That’s absolutely ridiculous. You cannot talk about your … you know.”
“What, Sadie? You can’t say the word cock?” He started laughing again.
“Wyatt, I’m going now.”
“If you hang up the phone, I’m driving over to your house.”
“No, you cannot drive over to my house.”
“Talk to me, Sadie. I don’t want to go to bed, and everyone else is asleep.”
“So was I!”
“But you’re up now.”
“Fine. What do you want to talk about? And do not say your …” I paused, “little man.”
“My little man?” he started laughing. “Are you trying to insult me? If anything, it’s my big man.”
“I’m not going to call your you-know-what big man.”
“Sadie?”
“Yes, Wyatt.”
“Can you come over?” Something in his tone shifted. He sounded more serious.
“Why?”
“I just want to talk to you in person and, you know, get some things off of my chest.”
“It’s late, Wyatt. Can we talk in the morning?”
“I don’t know if I’ll have the courage in the morning,” he said quietly. “Please?”
“Fine,” I said. “I’ll come over.” I climbed out of bed. “Let me just put on some clothes, and then I’ll be there in about fifteen.”
