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“I can’t say that I’ve been …” She paused. “Anyway, I don’t want to say anything else until you surprise me with whatever you’ve got.” We rounded the corner, and she stopped and frowned. “I don’t see anything back here.”
“What were you expecting to see?”
“I don’t know, some candles, some flowers, maybe.”
“Candles and flowers? I mean, I guess I can get some candles if you can’t see well, but I can always put the flashlight on my phone.”
“The flashlight on your phone?” She raised an eyebrow. “Wow, how romantic.”
“Romantic?” I had no idea what Sadie was talking about, and I wasn’t about to ask. “So you really didn’t meet Shane last night?”
“Wyatt!” She almost yelled this time. “I’m not going to tell you again. No, I did not go out with Shane last night. I didn’t do anything last night, okay?”
“Okay.” I held my hands out. “No need to shoot the messenger.”
“What messenger? You don’t have any message for me.”
“No need to shoot the cowboy.” I grinned, thinking a little of my boyish charm might improve her mood.
She just rolled her eyes. “Don’t give me that look, Wyatt. You’re getting on my nerves. You woke me up in the middle of the night for some surprise, and I’m still waiting to find out what it is.”
“Oh my gosh, do you want me to go in and get some candles or something? Will that make you feel better? I don’t know, maybe I’ll find some potpourri.”
“Potpourri?” She frowned. “Why would I want potpourri?”
“I mean, it’s the next best thing to flowers, right?”
“Honestly, Wyatt.”
“What? And they smell good. I think my mom has a drawer of potpourri somewhere.” I shrugged. “I mean, I thought it was for the toilet when you did a stinky deuce, but—”
“Wyatt Hamilton, seriously? I do not want to hear about your bathroom habits!”
I laughed. “Seems like that’s a theme tonight.”
“What are you talking about?”
“That lady I told you about, the one at the bar that was hitting on me.”
“The one that grabbed your junk?”
“Yeah, you remember.” I winked at her. “She was trying to whack me off or something.”
“She was trying to whack you off?” Sadie laughed. “Like she wanted to kill you?”
“Oops. No, I’m drunk. I mean she was trying to jack me off or something.”
“She was trying to jack you off in the bar?” Sadie raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
“I mean, I don’t know. But she put her hand on my crotch twice.”
“That’s so gross. Why are some women like that?”
“Can’t tell you. I guess she was just being forward.”
“Okay, and why did you feel the need to tell me about this?”
“Because you’re my best friend and I tell you everything.”
