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“Okay,” I agree and gather the dress around me so I can go check my phone.“Just let me take this call and then Nancy can have a look.”
I pass Nancy on the way out to the living room.She eyes the dress that barely covers me and nods as she walks past me.I think that nod means she can fix the dress and the feelings I have over that tell me that I hope she can’t.This is not a dress a guest should wear to a wedding.It’s too revealing for a wedding and I’m unsure why Sasha is even suggesting it.
Putting those thoughts on hold, I squeeze my arms close to my sides to keep it in place while I locate my cell phone and find a missed call from Slade.A text from him comes in right as I’m about to return his call.
Slade
My dick has appeared all over the internet and I need you to remove it.
He texts me a link to a website and I laugh out loud when I read the name: www.inmybigdickera.com.
Olivia
Send me a list of all the sites where it appears and I’ll take care of this.
Slade
That’s the only site.
Olivia
You said it was all over the internet.
Slade
It is!
Men.Honestly.
Olivia
I’m on it.
“Liv,” Blair says, joining me in the living room.“I’m going to order Thai for dinner.Are you good with that?”She comes closer.“And what are you staring at so intently?”
I show her the text from Slade with the dick link.“Some days, I wonder what will become of the human race.I mean, why are people wasting their time with this kind of stuff when we’ve got big problems to solve?”
“The human race is fucked, babe.We know this.Don’t bother wasting your time wondering about that.”Blair’s a lawyer too and her client list has some of the biggest assholes in this city on it.She’s always been jaded when it comes to people, but I’ve watched that deepen over the years because of her work.
She taps the link and her eyes flare at what she sees.“Wow, Slade’s hung.”She taps away some more at my phone before saying, “Ugh.So is Hunt.”She looks up at me.“God could have gifted him with a personality instead.”Hunt is the guy at her work that she’s currently at war with.I think she should just have sex with him and get him out of her system but she swears she couldn’t think of anything worse.
“Two things.One: you don’t believe in God.And two: don’t ever tell me you don’t want to have sex with him again.This just proves you’re fixated on him.”
“It proves nothing.”
I arch a brow.“He was the guy you searched for first.”
She arches a brow back.“And we both know the guy you’d search for would be Callan, yet you tell me all the time you just want to be his friend.”She hands my phone back to me.“I’m going to order dinner.”
With that, she leaves me alone with the thought that she’s put front and center in my mind.Callan’s dick.I could throttle her right now because I wasn’t thinking about that before she mentioned it.And now that I am, I can’t think about anything else.
I type his name into the search bar and immediately a dick appears.A big dick.
Holy.Fuck.
This dick is erect and purple-red and veiny, and has a hand wrapped around the base like he’s about to stroke himself.
I’m staring at it in complete silence when a deep voice sounds from in front of me.“Ace.What happened to meditation tonight?”
