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Jesus, why didn’t I catch on to that?
I should leave the shop and the package but fuck if I’m not too pissed at her. There’s a card attached to the box, and I rip that off first, chucking it onto the chaise lounge.
The box isn’t small, and it’s weighty. I sit down and pull off the black bow. As I lift the lid, I catch a glimpse of what’s inside and close my eyes. A growl reverberates through my chest.
I secure the lid again and reach for the card.
Asshole CFO,
After realising just how busy you are, I’d hate to see you miss out on basic human needs. Especially with all the long hours and important business meetings you can’t miss. It must be a hard little life you live. Painfully hard. Anyway, the penis extender isn’t as brutal as it sounds. I thought so at first, too. The trick is lube (I got you plenty). The booty cruiser eXXXtreme anal massager is a gift to hopefully dislodge the stick you have wedged.
I hope this helps with your iddy-biddy problem.
Always a pleasure,
Lowell.
The little shit.
I drop the note and pull out the first box: the penis extender. She’s right; it’s not as brutal as it sounds. It’s a transparent silicone penis that you slide your dick into and hook onto your balls. A fucking strap-on cock. The booty cruiser ass plunger looks terrifying, and I toss it back into the box.
I pull out my phone and call Mason.
“Sullivan.”
“Your sister—”
“What about her?”
“I’m meant to be sorting appointments for her today, right? I lost her number. Send it over, will you.”
“Fuck, I forgot. Is that what you were moaning about earlier?”
“Yeah, didn’t have the time.”
“Yeah, well you’re doing me a solid. She’ll only ask about Dad, and at least tonight I can use the gala to steer the conversation into safer territory.”
“Right, yeah.”
“I’ll send it over now. I have a meeting with Clements in five.”
I wait for the number to come through, then call her, collecting up the box and leaving the shop while it rings.
I’m pissed at her.
She cancelled the fucking Jefferys meeting.
“Hello,” her sweet-as-sin voice floats down the line, and I snigger, running my tongue over my teeth.
“Lowell.” It comes out deep, like a reprimand.
“Oh…. Oh my god! Crap!” She laughs and splutters before hanging up.
Scarlet
I slam down my phone and put my hand over my mouth.
Izzy looks at me in the mirror as she starts to finish off with hairspray. “What’s wrong?”
