Page 19 of Bragg's Christmas


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Miller:Enough with the twin antics!

Riley:We’re the …

Brody:Super Twins!

Riley:Because we’re real twins.

Brody:Fraternal twins are siblings. Not twins.

Elder:I hope Soleil has fraternal twins.

Brody:Elder, Elder, Elder. Everyone knows only the mother’s genetics matter with regard to the chances of having a twin.

Miller:ENOUGH!

Brody:Uh-oh. The grump is mad.

Riley:I hope he doesn’t pillage the village in a rage-fueled fury.

Miller:Damon, tell us why you kept Skye a secret before I end up killing two of my siblings.

Brody:It was nice knowing you Elder.

Riley:And Peace.

Peace:I can arrest them. Keep them in jail overnight.

Brody:Boy’s night!

Riley:I’ll bring the snacks!

Brody:I’ll bring the booze!

Miller:Let Damon answer before I have to buy a shovel to bury your bodies.

Peace:My mom has a shovel you can borrow.

Riley:As if Damon’s going to answer anyway.

Brody:As if we need Damon to answer.

Riley:Yeah, we know why Damon kept Skye a secret.

Brody:It wasn’t hard to figure out. Although my being a genius definitely helps.

Damon:Okay, genius. Tell me why I allegedly kept Skye a secret.

Brody:Because you’re afraid you’re the same as our dad.

Riley:Which is completely silly.

Brody:Exactly. You didn’t cheat on anyone when you slept with Maria.

Damon:I have shit to do.

Riley:Which is Damon-speak for ‘Riley and Brody are correct. They’re so smart. I wish I was as smart as them.’

Damon:Smart ass and being smart are not the same thing.

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