AllFreeNovel
Share Us
I didn’t really give a shit either way. Under Jack’s leadership, the MC was already in the shitter as far as I was concerned. And dumb fucks can be useful from time to time, so why not let him in?
But there was a contingent that was fucking livid. Eyeball put it best: “I joined a motorcycle gang, not the Special fuckin’ Olympics.”
That comment was just one of the many reasons Jack hated Eyeball.
Me, I thought it was pretty fuckin’ hilarious.
Anyway, Benjy hung around the Seven Veils a lot. He was too slow on the draw to get any pussy, so he enjoyed staring at it instead. Hadn’t figured out how to download porn on the internet, I guess.
Anyway, he became the club mascot. The strippers were nice to him – at least to his face. They never took him seriously, though. He thought he had a shot with them, which was pretty fuckin’ hilarious. Apparently nobody ever told him cheerleaders don’t date kids who ride the short bus.
One stripper in particular was especially decent to him. Never took advantage of him, never pumped him for dollars when she was onstage, never made jokes at his expense, never talked shit behind his back. Venus – Fiona’s cousin. I gotta admit, she was good to him. Looked out for him.
She shouldn’t have done that. He started following her around everywhere like a puppy dog.
Christ, it got to be embarrassing. I pulled her aside one night and was like, Look, just put him out of his fuckin’ misery. Stop leadin’ him on.
I’m not leading him on, Lou. I’m treating him like a human being.
Yeah, well, HE wants to treat you like a Tijuana whore.
She gave me a cold stare. Not every guy in the world wants to fuck every woman they meet.
Yeah, they got a name for guys like that: fags.
She got pissed. Don’t use that word around me.
I ignored her. He wants to fuck you, and you’re not going to fuck him, so what the hell are you doing?
I’ll always remember what she said next:
I’d fuck HIM before I’d fuck YOU, Lou. Any day.
Goddamn bitch.
Although I have to give it to her, she wasn’t a skank. She was a cokehead, yeah, but I never once saw her give up tail for cash. In fact, she was the only stripper at the Veils I never banged or got a blowjob from. When I told her she had to put out if she wanted to get hired, she shot back, I thought you were a businessman, Lou. What do you want more, head or money?
I said, Both, bitch.
And she said, Well, you’re only getting one from me, BITCH, ‘cause the other one’s not on the menu.
I laughed. Gave her a pass. She was smart – and a smartass. It was refreshing at the time.
The smartass routine got old real fast, though.
But hell, she was hot, she had a great rack, and she brought in more money than any other three girls combined. I could deal with a little sass as long as she delivered the cash.
Anyway, Benjy kept following her around like a puppy dog. She didn’t do anything to dissuade him. Always called him ‘sweetie’ and patted his cheek.
The guys in the MC heckled him and told him he was an idiot. When that didn’t get through, they started asking him when he was going to bang her. He’d get real mad and put up his dukes and try to fight Eyeball. Imagine that, sticking up for the honor of a stripper.
Jack saw what was going on and put an end to it. No more fucking with Benjy, you got it? Leave him alone, or I’ll kick your ass. That’s an order.
Eyeball tested those orders one night when Jack wasn’t around. He poured a drink on Benjy’s crotch, then told all the strippers that he’d pissed himself. Benjy about cried, he was so embarrassed and angry. Then Eyeball made it worse by pulling the kid’s pants down around his ankles and making fun of his pinky-sized dick.
Venus saw it all happen while she was dancing. She got down off the stage, screamed at Eyeball, and threw a shot glass at him. Eyeball bitch-slapped her and sent her to the floor, which damn near started a riot. I had to kick him out of the club just to keep the peace.
Before I sent him packing, I told him, Her face earns me money, man. You fuck with her face, you fuck with my wallet. Don’t ever do that again.
