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I caught him before he could go tumbling onto the floor.
“I called because I didn’t want to walk into the house again while y’all were doing it like last time, and you didn’t answer.” She paused, waiting for us to reply.
Neither one of us said anything.
The time she was referring to was when I knocked up my wife two months ago, and Justin and Cecily came over for fear that their tiny little trailer they were living in while their house was being built might blow away.
They walked in on us going at it on the floor in our living room, and probably scarred them all for life.
Hell, I knew it would scar me, at least for the next eighteen years.
“Holy shit. Is this Tawny?” She picked up the test, and I blinked open my eyes.
Even my old peepers couldn’t miss the big, fat plus sign.
“Son of a bitch,” I groaned.
“Not Tawny.” Blaine stood up and took the test as she looked at it with wide eyes. “Me.”
“Oh, fuck,” Justin said as he walked in to hear that last part.
Yep.
I had a twenty-eight-year-old…and was about to have a fuckin’ newborn.
Awesome.
Screw everything about this quarantine.
“You’re going to have a quarantine baby!” Cecily cried. “You can name her Corona! Nice underwear, by the way. Very fitting.”
I looked down at my Corona beer boxers I’d gotten on sale at The Dollar Store as a joke, and grimaced.
Very fitting indeed.
They’d been the same ones that I’d worn two months ago when this mess started.
Perfect.
Book:I Don’t Dance
CHAPTER 2
I’m not saying I’m old, I’m just saying that my dinner time and my bed time are dangerously close together.
-Sway to Hancock
SWAY
“No!” I gasped.
“What?” Hancock asked, our fifteen-month-old son asleep in his arms.
“They canceled my marathon!” I whined.
I’d been training for that stupid thing now for months! Five of them to be exact!
He looked at me thoughtfully. “Hopefully that’s just for a month or two. All your hard work won’t go to waste.”
