Raine
Happy birthday, Keurig! You are finally as old and wise as me.
Jack
For four whole months.
Raine
Did you get my present?
Jack
???
Raine
Hold on.
Okay, it’s on its way.
Jack
What’s on its way?
?
Hello???
Raine.
Lorraine.
I’m going to keep texting you if you don’t respond.
Lorraine Susan Hart.
Raine
Be patient!
Jack
I don’t want to be patient.
Why is someone knocking on my door?
Raine
Jack
Lorraine.
Raine
Jack
How am I supposed to eat this many bagels????
