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I swallowed a laugh and typed again.
Cat Fact 160: Cat whiskers are the same width as their bodies.
Daryl Hall
Wait, is that true?
Hell if I know, but now I have random cat facts rolling around in my head. If I have to suffer, so do you.
My eyes darted around my bedroom. Despite knowing I was alone, the mere fact I was texting Sylvie King gave me anxiety. If her brothers knew, they’d be pissed. Hell, ifmysiblings knew, they would be hard-pressed to understand it.
Daryl Hall
OK, give me another one. Fair’s fair.
Cat Fact 161: A cat butthole in your face is a gesture of friendship.
As soon as my fingers flew over the send button I wanted to reach through the phone and undo it. I pressed my thumb into my eye socket.
I just texted the wordbuttholeto Sylvie King.
Daryl Hall
A little soon for me to be showing you my butthole, don’t you think?
More than a little shocked, I stared at her response. The image of her perfectly round ass in the air flashed through my mind, and I stifled a groan.
Almost immediately, a slew of texts came pinging through.
Daryl Hall
Oh my god.
Please don’t read that.
It was a joke. A bad one.
I’m going to go crawl into a hole and die now.
I chuckled, feeling her embarrassment expand with every rapid-fire text.
All good. I laughed.
And pictured you naked.
Daryl Hall
You? Laugh? I didn’t know that was possible.
Stranger things have happened. Just look at us.
My words sank in, and I knew them to be undoubtedly true. I could never be friends with Sylvie, not really. The feud was a tie that bound the entire town together, and a genuine friendship between a Sullivan and a King would cause an uproar. Thatthought alone caused a ripple of irritation to roll down my back and put me in an even shittier mood.
Daryl Hall
True. I have to go, but this has been...interesting. Maybe we could do this again sometime. What do you say, Oates?
I’ll let you know if I remember any more cat facts. ’Night, Hall.
