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“Oh fuck,” I grumbled and put my fork down.
“What? Is your steak not cooked right?”
I shook my head. “I wish. My life is about to go to hell at work.”
“What are you talking about?”
I didn’t have to answer. Opal swooped in to do that for me.
“I thought that was you two.” Her eyes sparkled. “My, my, my, look at you, boss. All dressed up in a tie.”
“Go away, Opal.”
“Fox!” Josie’s eyes narrowed. “Be nice...”
Opal waved her off. “Oh, honey, thatisFox’s version of nice. Didn’t you notice he didn’t use a cuss word? He must be in a good mood.”
Josie laughed. “It’s nice to see you, Opal.Isn’t it,Fox?”
I sulked. “No.”
“Fox…”
“Whatever. Yeah, great.”
I mostly zoned out while the two women made small talk—something about dresses and the restaurant, I think. But my attention snagged when I heard the nameFrannie.
“You’re here with Frannie Newton?” I asked.
Opal nodded. “It’s her birthday. We treat each other to our favorite meal every year. Frannie likes the slugs in shells they serve here. Me, I never understood escargot.”
Great, just damn great.The only mouth bigger than Opal’s was Frannie Newton’s. She worked at the post office, holding people captive while she sold them stamps and doled out other people’s business. Her distribution network was equivalent to the daily mail. I had no doubt that by ten AM tomorrow, the only people who wouldn’t know what I’d done tonight were the people away on vacation. And she’d fill them in when they came to pick up their held mail.
“Is this the first time you two have been here?” Opal asked.
I saidnoat the same time Josie saidyes.
Opal looked between us, seeming amused.
Josie put her hand on her chest. “It’smyfirst time here.”
“Get the crème brûlée for dessert. It’s orgasmic.”
While I threw up a little in my mouth from hearing Opal say a word close toorgasm, Josie didn’t seem freaked out at all.
She smiled. “Thanks. Maybe I will, if I’m not too full.”
Opal leaned in and lowered her voice. “Did you hear that Sam from the home-improvement store put his house up for sale?”
“Oh? I hope everything’s okay?” Josie said. “Sam is so sweet.”
“He’s dating Rena Arlo. She asked him to move in with her. They’re looking at buying a condo in Florida and being snow birds with the money Sam gets from the sale.”
“Good for them. I haven’t met Rena, but Sam seems really nice.”
“Sam’s having a garage sale next weekend. His wife, God rest her soul, collected those Hummel figurines my sister who lives in Georgia collects. So I’m going to go early and scoop some up for her. I can pick you up on the way. I’m sure Rena will be working the sale with him.”
“That sounds great. I love garage sales.”
