but thats because my phone has been vibrating because someone is high
im not high!
ok, maybe a little
ft?
youre going to make me regret getting an iphonearent you?
probably
Fri Mar 29 at 10:23 AM
i am running on fumes today, so if I get fired thats on you
something tells me your DAD isnt about to fire you
he could, you dont know
maybe ill fall asleep in a client meeting, because SOMEONE kept me on facetime until after 4 am
you werent complaining last night when you saw my boobs
you make an excellent point
Mon Apr 8 at 8:43 PM
I thought of you today
and here i thought you thought about me every day
omg i was kidding
nvm
oh fuck off, tell me
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is that…
a venus fly trap? yep, i finally watched that musical you mentioned, and now thesethings haunt my dreams
audrey 2 isn’t a venus fly trap
keep that energy when I stick your finger in it when youre sleeping
your brain scares me sometimes
Wed Apr 17 at 1:23 PM
hey
oh, she is alive
time flies when you want to stick your head in an oven
that bad?