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but thats because my phone has been vibrating because someone is high

im not high!

ok, maybe a little

ft?

youre going to make me regret getting an iphonearent you?

probably

Fri Mar 29 at 10:23 AM

i am running on fumes today, so if I get fired thats on you

something tells me your DAD isnt about to fire you

he could, you dont know

maybe ill fall asleep in a client meeting, because SOMEONE kept me on facetime until after 4 am

you werent complaining last night when you saw my boobs

you make an excellent point

Mon Apr 8 at 8:43 PM

I thought of you today

and here i thought you thought about me every day

omg i was kidding

nvm

oh fuck off, tell me

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is that…

a venus fly trap? yep, i finally watched that musical you mentioned, and now thesethings haunt my dreams

audrey 2 isn’t a venus fly trap

keep that energy when I stick your finger in it when youre sleeping

your brain scares me sometimes

Wed Apr 17 at 1:23 PM

hey

oh, she is alive

time flies when you want to stick your head in an oven

that bad?

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