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“I’m not sure why you’re fighting, but just flash your tits and all men go stupid.”
“Not gay men!” Vivi replied with a grin.
When the good-natured ribbing made even Lincoln laugh, they decided to call it a night. Vivi was pleased with her learning curve. It gave her peace of mind, but hopefully she’d never have to use the skills she learned.
She went to shower, using the community bathroom down the hall. When she came out, she found her stuff in an empty bedroom, and knew it didn’t belong to Lincoln. So, she grabbed her duffle bag of worldly possessions and marched down the hallway, inspecting all the rooms to find Lincoln.
The first door she opened revealed a couple having sex on the bed.
“Sorry!” she called out.
Behind the second door, she saw yet another couple having sex, this time against the wall.
“Oops, my bad! Nice ass, by the way!”
The third door opened to a threesome going on, two men sandwiching a woman.
“Does anyonenothave sex in this place?” she muttered. She gave them a thumbs-up. “Good form! Keep it up. Oh my God, I can’t believe I just said that.”
She quickly closed the door. Luckily, the next one she opened had Lincoln towel-drying his hair. The sweatpants he wore hung low on his hips, showing off the top of his Adonis belt. He wore no shirt. He stopped as she entered and closed the door behind her, then flipped the lock into place.
“So many traumatizing porn images could’ve been avoided by a simple lock,” she said sagely, shaking her head. “Hey, how did you shower before me?”
“I used one of the other bathrooms. Did you think we only had one?” He tossed the towel into a laundry basket in the corner. “Can you imagine after a night of eating spicy Mexican food, fifty-plus grown men all needing to sit on the commode at the same time?”
He shuddered and she giggled. Vivi dropped her duffle then did a running leap, and although he barely managed to catch her, his arms folded around her body.
“Good Lord, woman.”
Vivi wrapped her arms and legs around him, and he grabbed hold of her ass to hold onto her. “We have to have the sex talk.”
“Um, I hate to tell you, but I learned about the birds and the bees twenty-some odd years ago.”
“I meant positions.”
“I like all positions,” he replied, waggling his eyebrows. “And I’m willing to try something new.”
“Can I fuck you with a dildo?”
“I stand corrected.”
“Oh, come on,” she said. “Guys want to fuck girls up the ass all the time. Why can’t men take it?”
“Because a man can feel a warm, tight channel on his dick, but a dildo gives you no sensation.”
“Not true,” she argued. “Your G-spot is up there, you know.”
“Rumors. Lies. Invented by women so they can fuck men with dildos.”
“Hm,” she sniffed. “We’ll shelve that thought for now, but keep it in the back of your mind.”
“Actually, we’re going to file that under ‘never going to fucking happen ever’.”
“I see this is a conversation we’ll circle back to. In the meantime, we have about three years to have all the freaky sex we can handle until we start having babies.”
“Babies? Three years?”
“Yep,” she said again. “That’s how long my implant works. Didn’t you hear what I said as I yelled out the window at Cross’s club?”
