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Umm... I beg to differ. My wife is insane.
Jules
She is fucking nuts. But she’s fun.
Sam
Amelia’s got Scarlet and Lenny both beat. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to worry about.
Maddie
Hehehe... Yup. Us quiet ones are always scary.
Jules
You couldn’t be scary if you covered yourself in pig’s blood and walked around town with a machete, Mads.
Wren
Well that was oddly specific, Jules.
Jules
Kenzie’s been on a scary movie kick. I blame her.
Indy
Do you think we scared him away?
Dixon
Uh... No. You didn’t scare me away. But this is the weirdest fucking text chain I’ve ever read.
Jules
Ha! Just wait till you accidentally read one of the Kingston chats and then feel like you need to bleach your eyes. I think they might be feral.
Daphne
And you still married one.
Jules
His dick is H-U-G-E.
Sam
I’m out.
Bash
Me too.
Cade
Poker this week?
Sam
