Bellamy
Why are you so dramatic? There’s leftover Chinese food in the fridge if you’re that hungry. Or you could try eating a piece of fruit. Or God forbid, a vegetable.
Ares
Listen little sister. Unless you want me to call Mom and tell her about the new guy you’re seeing, I’d keep your opinions to yourself.
Bellamy
It was one date. Like I said. DRAMATIC. I could always tell Mom about the bottle blonde that you were in the pool with last week. Her moans were almost as fake as her tits, Ares.
Ares
Those moans were real. Take it back.
Bellamy
Quit kidding yourself.
Cross
Do you think this is how Dad felt when you two used to fight?
Ares
Probably.
Bellamy
Absolutely. Why do you think we both live with you now instead of him?
Cross
Still waiting on the food. Not sure how long it’s gonna be. Might want to eat the Chinese.
Bellamy
Take your time. The kids are asleep. And Ares will survive. Maybe if we stop feeding him after sunset, he’ll stop turning into an asshole. Kinda the opposite of a gremlin.
Ares
Fuck off. I’m hungry.
Bellamy
You’re always hungry.
Cross
Jesus Christ. Remind me why you’re both living with me?
Bellamy
Because you love me.
Ares
Because you love the way I protect your ass on the ice.