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“Please don’t tell me the other has dark hair,” he groaned.
I shrugged. “Why not? She’s fucking sexy, so what?”
“So what? That blonde I just said I’d bang is my cousin, you sick fuck!”
I snorted. “Hey, I don’t keep up with family trees,” I said and smirked. “Didn’t know you were into incest though.”
“Oh fuck off, Smith. It’s not like you gave me any names.”
“You didn’t ask, genius,” I said, standing to my feet and tossing the rest of the apple in the trash. “Are the girls single?”
“My cousin isn’t. Alex is always single, but she’s the biggest whore around, though she won’t give me the time of day. Ashton, on the other hand, had a nasty breakup a few months ago and went psycho. Whole town was talking about it for weeks. Why are all the psychos so fucking hot?” he asked, shaking his head.
Psycho, huh? I wonder what she could’ve done to earn that moniker. My phone pinged with an email alert, displaying an email notification from the local classified ads site. I opened it and read the ad.
Roommate Wanted
Single female looking for roommate for a 2 bed/1 bath apartment to split bills with.
Can be male or female between the ages of 24-30. NO CREEPERS.
Must be able to show proof of income, have references, and willing to undergo a background check.
No smoking and no pets.
If you’d like pictures of the apartment, just reply to the ad and I can email them to you.
Thanks!
-A
I grinned to myself. The “no creepers” requirement automatically screamed that the poster was a woman. It definitely wouldn’t hurt to have the company of a woman, especially if she was nice to look at. I hit the reply button.
Interested in the room you have for rent. What’s the amount you’re looking to split and can you send pics of the place? New in town and definitely need a place ASAP. Thanks.
-O
Living in a hotel room was growing old and so was eating so much fast food. The sooner I could get a place, the better off I’d be. My savings were dwindling down and a mechanic’s salary was a humble one.
As soon as I pressed send on the email, a call from Kayla came in, her name taunting me on the screen. After looking at it for a few moments, I hit the ignore button and put my phone back in my pocket. I knew I had to deal with her at some point, but today definitely wouldn’t be the day.
