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Jet: only by a year … Come on Ari, what’s your fave sexy scene?
Jet: sex dungeon scene from Fifty Shades or Mr Darcy wet shirt? lol
Ari: *laughing emoji* Neither. Although Wet Darcy is Hot Darcy
Ari: I don’t have a favourite scene
Jet: you don’t have a favourite scene that turns you on every time you see it?
Ari: I like to read sexy scenes. And listen to them.
Ari: I had to pull over Bessie the other day because the audio book I was listening to got hot real quick and the scene was *fire emoji*
Jet: I haven’t read a book since they forced us to in high school
Ari: the books I read are NSFHS
Jet: NSFHS?
Ari: not safe for high school lol
Jet: soooo you read dirty books?
Ari: I do, shearer guy. With a guaranteed HEA every time
Jet: Got your postcards from Townsville and Charters Towers finally. Stuck them on the bar.
Jet: You know, we’re like pen pals. You send me postcards
Ari: You send me texts. So pext pals
Jet: That’s not a thing Ari …
Ari: it’s totes a thing, Jet …
Jet: it sounds like sext pals
Ari: only if you don’t know the alphabet.
Ari: you want to be my sext pal??
Jet: U serious?
Ari: *photo attached*
Jet: holy shit did you just send a nude?
Jet: Ari, this is your ankle *eye roll emoji*
Ari: if this was 1813, that was totally a scandalous text I just sent
Jet: you realise how ridiculous that sounds?
Ari: I stand by my comment. In the book I just finished—yes, the romance one—the hero is completely obsessed with the heroine’s ankles. She keeps flouncing in her gowns and catches glimpses of them *fire emoji*
Jet: her ankles … what is with that?
Ari: not sure, but all he knows is he wants her. Wants her bad.
