Page 60 of Anger Banger


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Dylan and Rita stand in the doorway. Everyone freezes in place. It feels like an eternity but I’m sure it’s only a matter of seconds.

Cooper suddenly realizes that he’s standing with his wilting cock out and quickly shoves it back in his underwear while Dylan stares at the toy advancing on him like it’s a snake. I’m not sure what the correct move would be in this situation, but my reaction is to snatch it up, press the button on the base that shuts it off, then hide it behind my back. As if everyone hasn’t already seen it.

“Why didn’t you turn it off before?” Cooper cries.

“I forgot about that button!”

Neither of our sudden spectators have said a word. Finally, Dylan breaks the silence. “I’m going to need a raise. And a week off to bleach my eyes and possibly my brain.”

Cooper ignores him and starts to apologize to Rita as he fastens his pants. “I’m sorry. I…”

Rita flaps her hand at him. “Don’t worry about it. I’ve seen a load of peckers. Even saw one of those convertible dicks once.” She looks over at me. “You know, where you have to put the top down?”

“Uncircumcised,” I mumble, without thinking.

“Yes! Like a woody with a hoodie.”

Dylan’s shock has passed. Tears leak from his eyes and his body shakes with laughter.

Rita pats me on the shoulder. “I’d need some help from toys too with one that size. Ain’t no shame in it.”

Kill me now.

Rita grabs Dylan’s arm. “Come on, you hyena. Give them a minute.”

Cooper glares at me the second they leave.

“I’m sorry!” It might be more believable if I could say it without laughing. “I didn’t mean for that to happen! Not like that.”

He looks so disheveled, wrung out. But his eyes are bright when they land on mine again. “I threw a sex toy at an old woman.” His lips twitch, fighting back a smile.

“Not at her. Near her. Let’s not exaggerate.” I bring the toy around from behind my back where he can see it. “Next time you’ll know there’s an off button right here.”

“Next time?” His voice is incredulous.

“You don’t want to use it again?”

A long pause and his growing smile reveal his answer. “I didn’t say that.”

One thing about Cooper, no one can ever call him a bad sport. Dylan cracks up every time he looks at him for days and throws a little remark out here and there to tease him. Cooper takes it all in stride and despite the catastrophic end to our little day of edging, admits he’d wear it again. If I wore the panties at the same time. I haven’t agreed yet, but if we’re alone, it sounds like a great way to spend a day.

Things have been good between us all week. We’re spending more time together. I’m not blind to the fact that he often works in the office when it’s not necessary. I’m trying not to worry about how much time we’re spending together and do what Cara suggested. Just go with it and enjoy it while it lasts.

He has an appointment during lunch today, and after he leaves, I head home to grab something to eat. Pops is at the stove already.

“Want some tomato soup and a grilled cheese?”

“Sounds great.”

I pour us both a glass of sweet tea and set the table. Pops is talkative as we eat, and it’s so good to see how happy he seems lately. He’s been through so much and deserves a break. As I’m putting our bowls in the dishwasher, Corbin taps on the storm door, and I wave him in.

Stalking over to Pops, he slaps a sheet of paper on the kitchen table. “We leave on Sunday.”

Pops picks it up to read it, his eyebrows reaching for the ceiling. “Lake Datley?”

“I reserved a cabin for a week. It’s a three hour drive so skip your coffee because I’m not stopping every five minutes for you to piss with your weak ass bladder.” Corbin’s voice is rough, but he isn’t fooling Pops.

He looks him in the eye for a long second. “The guys?”

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