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Lando
Not just anyone. BLAKE FREAKING BOURGEOIS? Seriously?
Lilley
Holy cow, you’re really dating The Other Bourgeois? I honestly didn’t see that one coming, but I am totally HERE. FOR. IT.
I curl my lip up in disgust when my sister’s last comment comes through. I know she’s just kidding, but I hate the way everyone continues to judge Blake. And as one of his worst critics over the years, I feel obligated to fix that.
Loren
Surprise! *party popper emoji*
But he prefers when people address him as “The Hotter Bourgeois,” fyi.
Lilley
*heart react*
Lando
You’re kidding right?
I went through the trouble of setting you up with a great guy—a doctor—and this is how you repay me?
Loren
Rowan was nice, but Blake is a catch, too, you know. He’s handsome and witty. He graduated at the top of his class in law school. He’s financially stable, and he’s always volunteering in the community. He’s good with kids.
What’s not to love?
“Yeah, Lo, what’s not to love?” I mumble, mocking myself aloud.
Lilley
He almost sounds too good to be true. Are you sure he doesn’t have any skeletons in the closet? No illegitimate kids of his own?
Loren
No kids from previous relationships, but he does have a really nice set of abs.
Lando
You cannot be serious.
Loren
Actually …
*gif of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite saying “I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious”*
The best thing about him is that Landry can’t scare him off.
Lando
THE HELL I CAN’T.
Loren
