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“Do you want to see the new sci-fi movie that came out last week?”
I shifted on my feet. It wouldn’t hurt to go out with him. It’s not like I was dating Ric or anything. I was always going on dates and he knew that. Having Ric around wouldn’t change that for me, but there was something deep inside me that wanted me to say no. “Uh, sure. Give me your phone and I’ll give you my number.”
His smile filled his face as eagerly handed me his phone. “I can’t wait!” he said as I saved my number into his phone.
“Same.” I grabbed the coffee and headed to my desk. I pulled out my phone to text Ric.
Me
Guess who got another date tonight?
Chapter 11
Ricon
Asigh ripped through the ship.
I am almost positive the computer was judging me for making it read this book to me as I worked. Did it sigh again? Has it decided on a name? Pronouns? Why was I even going along with aship’s computer?
The computer started reading the book again. “His purple tail glided up my leg to the vee of my thighs. After so many days of teasing me, were we finally going to see what this alien barbarian could do to a small girl like me? Would it fit? What could his tail do?”
I threw the tool down. “Computer, stop!” Did Chex and Andy do things like this? I did not want to think of Chex like this.
“Finally. I was getting uncomfortable.”
“You’re a ship.”
“Thank you. I am a damn good ship.”
“Can you find what all these book titles have in common?” I asked as I sent the book titles to the computer.
“The Earth internet says these are ‘alien smut books’.”
“What are you saying?”
“I’m saying you should take off your camouflage and see if she’ll fuck you. But your kind are not barbarians. By the way, there are devices out there that will hide your features better than your invention. That one failing got you into this mess.”
I glowered at the screen. “I just wanted to make something useful. My kind are warriors.”
“I know that. But maybe you need to play dumb. Me Tarzan, you Jane?”
“What does that mean?”
“It is an Earth colloquialism!”
“Computer, can you explain what smut is?”
“It’s books with sex scenes in them.”
“Even with aliens?”
“Yes.”
“So when she had a conversation about painting herself blue with her friend for an alien convention, were they thinking of these books?”
“Why are you asking me? I wasn’t there! But I guess so.”
“Is this normal?”
