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“I’m not looking at anyone’s dick. Or ass. And shouldn’t you be wearing clothes while you’re working with tools?” I ask, wondering how he doesn’t accidentally chop off body parts while nude and woodworking. What if a sliver shoots out and impales his nipple or his belly button?
“Prolly.” He disappears before he can give me a full answer, leaving me standing in the foyer of the house waiting for donkey-dick Alec to finish in the bathroom. I wonder what his pee stream looks like, probably a nice long arch or perhaps a straight shot to the hole.
I’d have to see it to come up with an accurate conclusion.
And where the fuck is Ollie? Probably diverted himself outside and is frolicking with the bees. He swears he can hum at a certain frequency to attract them. I think he’s full of shit.
Suddenly, Alec appears by my side.
“Shit,” I murmur, feeling my cheeks flush at the interruption. He’s good-looking in a rugged kind of way, with short, brownhair, a five-o’clock shadow, and large biceps that bulge from his t-shirt. I force myself not to look at them too long, or the pebbled nipples that are visible through the thin, tight fabric. Or his nice, defined abs…
I swallow roughly. “You, uh, you want anything to drink?”
I feel my body warm as his gray eyes meet mine. Perhaps I too need something to lube my throat.
But not cum. Not from my landlord.
Oh, sweet Jesus, no.
“Sure. Water would be nice.”
I bob my head and stagger into the kitchen, grabbing a water bottle from the fridge. I roll it across my steaming forehead before shaking this feeling off. I’m not going to offer to suck his dick. That is not something I’m going to do.
Alec is in the hall where I left him, his hands shoved in his pockets, his dick almost more noticeable now with the way he’s standing.
Quickly, I hand him the water bottle, and he takes it, our fingers brushing in the process. Something undefinable shoots through my arm, entering my veins, and making my blood boil.
And not in an angry way.
In another way. A very bad way. A way I’ve tried to ignore for years.
“Thanks,” he says, opening it and taking a long swig. His Adam’s apple bobs, and I feel something move through me once more. I need to shake this shit off. I need to turn my mind away from him and his dick.
Guys are not attractive. Not really. I mean, I find the male form platonically appealing, like a work of art. But I’m not sexually attracted to men.
Just their dicks.
Mostly their dicks.
And apparently Alec’s ass. And arms.
And abs.
I wet my lips and rock side to side.
“So, Alec…” I let thechang between us as I bob my head. “You clean gutters for a living?”
He eyes me, his lips twitching slightly. “I do for this house.”
“Pretty dirty?” I ask, feeling suddenly nervous. What the fuck am I talking about? Dirty? Why the hell am I talking about gutters being dirty?
“Yeah. Pretty dirty.”
He takes another sip, his lips wet when he removes the bottle. A drip hovers on that plump lower lip, and I squeeze my fists to keep myself from reaching out and swiping it away. If I touch him, I am going to implode. Just cum everywhere. Like a volcano.
Emergency! Evacuate immediately!
“Well, if you need more water, we have a lot.”
