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“What?” Becca said.
“You’re practicing, aren’t you?”
“What are you talking about?” Becca said, moving as if to put the cucumber back in the fridge. “I need to go.”
“You fucking liar!” Kate said, stopping her from putting away the evidence. “You are in here with a cucumber, trying to train yourself to… oh, my God.”
“What?”
“Griz.”
“No,” Becca said. “No.”
“It is, isn’t it?” Kate said, jaw swinging slack in her shock. “You are in here trying to train yourself to suck a ginormous dick with that cucumber, you filthy pirate hooker!”
“That is not…”
“And the only human being either of us know with a unit as big as that cucumber…” Kate said, “…is Griz.”
“You don’t know that,” Becca said. “There could be…”
“Oh please,” Kate said. “How many men out there are slung like that? I’m a nurse, and I can tell you, not very many.”
“I…” Becca said, not quite ready to meet her sister’s gaze with her own, “I don’t think I like how judgmental your tone is.”
“Wait a minute,” Kate said. “How did you know what size cucumber to get? Oh, my God! Did you already hook up with him? Youarea pirate hooker!”
“No,” Becca said, shaking her head. “No.”
“You did! You… you gave him an HJ, didn’t you?”
“No.”
“You liar!” Kate said, punctuating her words with a pointed finger. “That is totally your move! Whenever you were thinking about fucking one of your boyfriends, you always gave him a handjob first to see what he was working with. Testing the waters, you called it.”
Becca ground her teeth. “I hate you so much right now.”
“Oh, my God,” Kate said. “You have got to tell me about it.”
“I don’t think I want to entertain this sort of conversation… ow!” Becca cried, as Kate punched her hard on the arm. “Kate!”
“Hooker, you tell me about it right now!” Kate demanded.
Becca folded her arms. “What if I don’t?”
“I will pinch your earlobe between my thumb and finger super hard.”
“Oh, shut up,” Becca said, rolling her eyes. “Dad used to threaten to do that all the time and he never… ow!”
“Talk! Spill it!”
“Let go of my ear!”
“You tell me about his dick right now!” Kate said, pinching Becca’s ear mercilessly. “You tell me about his dick right now!”
“What are you guys doing?”
They both dropped their arms to their sides and froze. It was Wyatt, standing in the doorway, looking at them both with a confused look on his face.
