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“I’d rather be at Victoria’s Secret with you.”
“I’ll send you pics. And a receipt.”
Alistair starts massaging my foot in a way that makes me think our game will be cut short, but he moves on. “Watching porn.”
I pull a face. “It’s not like I’ve never watched porn … it’s just that it has that ick factor. Like, it’s meant to turn you on, but with all the ick it’s like, confusing.”
“Totally understand,” he drawls.
“But Becks told me about ethical porn. I haven’t watched it yet, but I’d definitely be up for it with you.”
“Woke porn?” Alistair looks skeptical.
“It’s not woke. It’s ethical. The performers only have sex with people they want to have sex with, and you can tell. Apparently. Like, Becks told me about this yoga-surfing couple who go around in their camping van and film themselves having amazing sex.”
“I’d watch that.”
“Exactly. And it’s porn for women, by women. The women’s pleasure is always the priority. No fake orgasms. It’s like Netflix but can search according to your kinks. Becks says she’s always learning stuff.”
“What are we waiting for?” he asks.
I finish my drink. “Hope you’re still taking notes.”
“Oh, I’m taking notes,” he says, turning back to the screen. “Temperature play?”
“The ice!” I remember. “In the bath. That was sooo good.”
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
“You also get these … massage candles? They sell them at the studio.”
“Will you pick some up?”
“Hell yeah.”
“Threesomes,” he says, ticking the box.
“Did you just tick the box?”
“Yep. Everyone wants a threesome. It’s the world’s number-one fantasy.”
“What if I don’t?” I challenge.
“I saw the way you sucked that human chocolate fountain,” Alistair says. “I’ll bet you a hundred thousand pounds there’s a threesome in our immediate future.”
My stomach tightens; I feel warm and tingly. “Maybe at the play party.”
“Definitely at the play party. You’ll be everyone’s first choice.”
I squirm a bit in my seat, feeling horny, and Alistair notices. “It’s a long list,” he says. “We don’t have to finish it now.”
“What’s next?”
“Tantric sex,” he says. “It’s a bit woo for me, I think.”
“I would love to learn about tantric sex.”
“Of course you would.”
