Page 58 of No Freaking Way


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Half of me is beyond pissed that Robbie called Tori broken. How fucking dare he. He’s the one who couldn’t get her off, and he blames her? What a lazy, entitled piece of shit.

I force out a breath and focus on what the other half of me is feeling. And that’s intrigue.

I don’t have a lot of talents. I’m not especially smart. I am not good at the arts or music or writing or science or math or anything like that. I was pretty good at sports when I was younger, but I wasn’t anything special.

But if there’s one thing I know I’m really fucking good at, it’s making sure that the women I’ve been with have a good time in the bedroom.

“What’s on your sex list?”

Tori’s head snaps up at my question. She frowns. “What?”

“Your sex list. What’s on it?”

“Uh…” She shakes her head, like she’s confused and trying to make sense of what I’ve asked her. “Wait, why do you want to know?”

I down the rest of the water in my glass. I roll my shoulders back and stretch out my neck. “Just curious.”

She bites her lip. The look in her golden eyes is shy but intrigued. “I wrote it down.”

The intrigue sharpens and heightens inside of me. It feels a lot like arousal.

“Show me,” I say, my voice a soft growl.

Without another word, she stands up and walks to her bedroom. She comes back a minute later with a small notebook in her hand.

She opens it and sets it down on the table in front of me.

I read through the whole list.

1. Oral sex on me (OMFG Robbie suuucked at this)

2. Sex toy play (he NEVER wanted me to use any of my sex toys during, sex even though I need them to orgasm)

3. Foreplay (dick straight into the vag doesn’t count)

4. Mutual masturbation (he said he hates being watched boooo)

5. Dirty talk (calling me a slut during sex didn’t do it for me…he didn’t care)

6. Orgasm (he never, EVER could give me one, no matter how much I coached him…he just blamed it on me, said I was too uptight)

7. Multiple orgasms

That mix of anger and intrigue hits me again. Jesus fucking Christ, Robbie is an embarrassment to all straight men. This is pretty run-of-the-mill sex stuff and he apparently dropped the ball on every single one of these.

Right behind that a wave of arousal follows. I can feel my cock stirring in my pants. Just thinking about doing any of the things on this list with Tori has me hard as steel.

When I look up, I meet Tori’s eager gaze.

“You can cross number one off your list,” I say, thinking about our time in the bridal store dressing room.

She lets out a soft chuckle. “I guess you’re right.”

She grabs a pen from the table and slashes a checkmark along number one.

Pleasure surges straight to my cock at the memory of being on my knees in front of her, her sweet pussy in my mouth, tasting her, teasing her, driving her wild…

“You can cross off number six, too,” I say. “I mean, if you only meant having an orgasm from oral. If you want to include having an orgasm during intercourse, then leave it.”

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