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Kingston
The pound makes me sad. I don’t like it there.
Romeo
Why? Bad childhood dog experience? I don’t ever remember you guys having a dog.
No. We never had a dog. He’s just a sappy fucker. Remember how he cried over that Super Bowl commercial?
Hayes
How could I forget? We were at Whiskey Falls, and the bastard sobbed on my shoulder like a fucking pussy.
Kingston
Hey now! Any time you put two animals together who can’t function without one another, I’m done for.
Nash
There were two animals in that commercial? I thought it was an ad for beer?
Kingston
How did you watch that commercial and not see the horse and the dog? #adorbs
Hayes
Maybe because you were crying so loud, we were watching you instead of the TV.
If you ever say #adorbs again, I will twist your balls so hard that you’ll see double.
Kingston
My balls are like my nipples. They're very sensitive. Even talking about you harming them makes me uncomfortable.
Do you have a mirror near you, King?
Kingston
Yes. Why? You want me to look at my handsome face to remind me how good-looking I am?
No. I want you to hold it between your legs and check and see if you still have balls there, you sappy motherfucker.
Romeo
Hayes
Nash
Too fucking good. I think he lost them a long time ago.
Kingston
I assure you… they are firmly in place, and the ladies love them.
