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“I don’t. What’s she like?”
Beautiful, kind, sexy as fuck. Four days ago, I’d left a sex toy based on my dick outside her cottage, packaged up, of course, and heard not a word since.
That was fine. She wanted a relationship, I didn’t.
She didn’t owe me a report on how well fake-dick-me fucked her.
But if Raphael wanted a girlfriend, I was doing them both a disservice. He was younger than her but still a responsible man. He’d take care of her.
I ground my teeth together, trying to form the words of how fucking amazing Mia was.
Raphael cracked up. “Are ye kidding me? Ye walked straight into that setup and now can’t even speak through caveman outrage.”
My brain clued me in. I groaned. “That was a test. For fuck’s sake.”
“Course it was. I’m sworn off women forever.”
From under the blanket, Finn struggled up, grasping for me. I gave him my arm so he could sit. At the same second, my phone lit. A photo from Gordain.
“Here ye go,” I said softly to the lad.
He clocked his father, sighed, then slumped back down.
It was going to be a long night.
Finally, the bus was moving, and we were setting off into the night, Leo and his family plus Gordain and Ben on one coach, Jax, Raphael, and I on another, travelling in convoy with a shit-ton of other staff and equipment to the next country.
In my narrow bunk, the curtain’s drawn, I finally lost my cool and messaged Mia.
Valentine: Product review request. Please give a rating out of five stars.
It was late. Gone one AM. I wasn’t hopeful of a reply.
Mia: Five thousand stars. Would recommend, except I don’t want to share.
My fucking heart thundered.
Valentine: What I wouldn’t give to see it in use.
Mia: Dammit, Valentine. You and that mouth of yours.
I smothered a laugh, rolling to my back.
Valentine: It would be better if I used my mouth on you at the same time as fucking ye with it.
Mia: I’m sorry, the Mia you’re trying to reach expired. Some red-hot guy blew her mind.
Valentine: Woman, you crack me up.
Mia: I aim to please.
Valentine: If I say pretty please, can I get a photo? It’s a lonely life on tour.
Mia: Really! I figured you’d be waylaid by groupies left, right, and centre.
Valentine: Outrageous. I’ve been celibate since the last time you graced my dick with attention.
Mia: Oh, come on.
