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“I love Alisa, I really do, but please don’t let her back in here,” Leagh whispered in a desperate plea.
“I won’t,” I mouthed before I cracked open the door and peered through the tiny gap. Smiling, I swung it open wide as Julianna and Trevor rushed in, both wearing broad smiles and dressed to the nines. Closing the door behind them, I locked it once again.
“Thank goodness. I was getting worried that you two weren’t going to show,” Leagh groaned.
“Bitch, please,” Trevor chastised with a grin. “I think you need some liquid calm.”
Untucking his arm, he pulled a bottle of champagne from his tuxedo jacket.
“Yes, I do.” Leagh nodded emphatically. “Lots and lots of champagne. Hell, just give me the bottle.”
“No way,” Trevor giggled. “If I get you drunk before the wedding, Drake will have my balls dangling from his rear-view mirror. You get one glass, then I’m going to have to cocktail block you.”
“Make it a big one then, please,” Leagh begged.
“Why is the door locked? Are you expecting more cop strippers or something?” Julianna laughed.
“No. No more strippers. I can barely function as it is. We’re keeping Tony’s mom, Alisa, out. I know that sounds really bad, and I love her to pieces, but she’s making me crazy today.”
Sanna found some plastic cups as Trevor popped the cork with a squeal. They filled the cups and passed them around.
“Oh, honey,” Julianna moaned. “Come on, drink up. You need to jump start your Zen. You’re getting married to the man of your dreams.”
“Yes, I am.” Leagh nodded with conviction then downed her glass. Grabbing the bottle from Trevor, she took a long swig, then handed it back to him. “Let’s do this.”
“That a girl,” Sanna giggled. “Come on, gang. It’s time to work our magic.”
As Sanna, Julianna and I began primping Leagh for her big day, Trevor stepped toward the door.
“I vow to keep everyone out of the sacred beautification room, with the exception of our Masters,” Trevor declared with a solemn salute.
In less than two hours, we’d transformed not only Leagh’s outward beauty, but calmed her inward anxiety, thanks to several pep talks and a couple more swigs of champagne. When we were through, we helped her back into her bridal gown. Leagh looked every bit the quintessential ‘blushing bride’, and when she checked herself in the mirror, a smile so bright spread across her lips, it rivaled the sun.
Trevor wiped a tear from the corner of his eye as he stared at her. “Oh, sis. You look stunning.”
“Don’t cry, Trev. You’ll get me started. Then the girls will have to redo my face, and there’s not enough time for a major overhaul.”
“I’m sorry, love. It’s just that you look…amazing. All but one thing.” He pouted.
“What? What thing?” Sanna scrutinized Leagh’s hair and make-up as she nibbled her lip.
Trevor reached into his breast pocket and pulled out the flashing penis veil from the adult toy store. With a flick of his wrist, the netting unfurled. He then pushed a button on the imitation rhinestone encrusted tiara, and the penises started pulsating in neon colors of green, red, orange, and purple.
Leagh snorted in surprise as we all started howling.
Trevor placed the plastic tiara on her head, careful not to mess up her hair, then issued a satisfied sigh. “There. You are now a complete and perfectly breathtaking, kinky bride.”
“You are so bad,” Leagh giggled.
“The one we bought for your bachelorette party perished in the fire. But being the awesomely, fantabulous friend I am—” Trevor preened, with a snap of his wrist. “—I decided to raid my own wedding stash. No self-respecting tawdry bride would even think of walking down the aisle without one.”
“Is that so?” Leagh laughed as she dashed back to the mirror.
Unbeknownst to us, the phallic symbols were motion activated. Once we’d discovered the added feature, Leagh raced around the room as the strobe of cocks throbbed. We were laughing so hard, we had to blot away our tears.
“Stop. Stop,” Julianna begged. “My cheeks and stomach hurt.”
“That’s just wrong on so many levels,” Sanna chortled.
