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Leave it to Trevor to bring a smile to my face.I loved that sweet boy.Not that I cared less for the others gathered, but I felt more of a kindred spirit with Trevor.He’d been born and raised in the south, like me… and he’d been dirt poor, like me.But he outshined me in strength and perseverance.Growing up outwardly gay, he’d been forced to take a lot of shit from narrow-minded rednecks.Yet, he’d survived it all and come out on the other side with a gentle, loving soul intact.Trevor was a strong princess, far more resilient than he probably even realized.
“Well.itwas, Daddy, and we all know it,” he sighed.
“What happened?”I asked as I glanced around the room.I couldn’t miss the way Savannah rolled her eyes or the collective expressions of disdain on the others’ faces, like something sour lay on their tongues.It led me to believe that the luncheon had been ripe with drama.
“Sloane and Hayden were in rare form.Mostly Sloane,” Trevor began.“We were standing in the food line behind the gruesome twosome and their hoity-toity prune faced friends.I heard one of the old cows ask Hayden, ‘Who are all these strange people, dear?’.”Trevor’s voice raised a couple of octaves, and he pinched his lips and scrunched up his nose as he mimicked the woman.
“And without missing a beat, that snag-nasty slug Hayden replied, ‘They’re petty thieves that my father exonerated.He had such a warm heart.He gave these riff-raffs a second chance.’”Trevor tossed his nose in the air as he impersonated Hayden’s voice, which sounded more like a snooty drag queen.I couldn’t help but giggle.“I was so pissed I wanted to knock her off her Manolo Blahniks and right onto her sorry ass.But why ruin a good pair of designer shoes, right?”
“She actually said that?”I gasped.
“Yes, and oh, if I didn’t want to bitch slap her into the next millennium.So, I did the next best thing.”Trevor’s eyes danced in delight, and a mischievous grin lit up his adorable face.“As soon as Hayden started talking to someone else, I dusted off my thickest Alabama accent.”
As he was doing at that moment.
“And I leaned up close to the nosy woman’s ear and whispered, ‘All except us.Me and Daddy here, we shared a cell in Leavenworth Federal Prison.It was a scary place for a delicate queen like me.But that very first night I was incarcerated, they locked me in a cell with this big ol’ bear.He made me his butt-bitch within thirty seconds.Why, I got to where I loved taking it up the ass for him so much, I just couldn’t let him go when they finally released us on good behavior.And oh, sugar, that big ol’ love muffin was better than good, he wasfabulous.’”
Howling laughter filled the room.Poor Trevor couldn’t even continue his story; we were all laughing so loud.
“Sothat’swhat made all the blood drain from that woman’s face,” Savannah chortled.“I saw you talking to her, Trevor.Next thing I knew, she looked like she was going to faint.”
“Oh, I wish she would have.That would have been priceless.”Trevor laughed.“No, she just looked at me and flashed a fake smile so tight I was afraid her facelift scars were going to split wide open.Of course, the devil in me could not resist rattling her cage just a tiny bit more.So, I turned around and slid my tongue straight into Daddy’s mouth.I thought the old bag’s chin was going to drop right into the potato salad.”
“Trevor, you’re awful.But oh, how I love you.”I laughed.
“Oh, that’s not even the best part, sister.”
“You mean you tortured that poor woman more?”I blinked.
Drake chuckled.“Oh yes, my little hellion was in rare form today.”
Trevor blew Drake a kiss before inhaling a deep breath.“So, we’re still in the food line, and she’s trying to scoot as far away from me as she can get.”
“Hell, I can’t imagine why,” Nick interjected with a laugh.
“Me neither,” Trevor gasped in feigned innocence.“So I wiggled up close behind her as she was checking out the desserts, and told her that my lesbian friends made the brownies.She flashed that plastic smile and said, ‘That’s nice’ in a snotty, condescending voice.So, I decided to warn her that she should be careful ‘cuz a lesbian bug might have accidentally landed in the batter.She looked at me like I was on crack.It was hard, but I kept a straight face.Finally, she asked me what a lesbian bug was, and I told her…”
Trevor lost it to a fit of giggles.He laughed so hard we couldn’t do anything but join in with him.A long time passed before he gained control, wiped his eyes, and continued.
“I told her a lesbian bug was an organism that worms its way out of the belly and into the walls of her cooch.It would turn her from a straight-shootin’ heterosexual woman to a drooling, wanton lesbian.And once it worked its way into her brain, she’d spend the rest of her natural born days begging to munch on Sloane’s muff.”
“Trevor!You didnot!” I gasped as howls of laughter erupted in the room.
“Oh yes, he did.”Drake shook his head in displeasure, but I could see the pride dancing in the burly Dom’s eyes.“And that’s when I grabbed a handful of my mouthy boy’s hair and shoved him in line behind me.”
“I didn’t mean to embarrass you, Daddy, but rude, ignorant people just piss me off.”Trevor pouted.
“You didn’t embarrass me, boy.I found it very… entertaining,” Drake chuckled as he threaded his thick fingers through Trevor’s blond hair.A prick of jealousy stung as Trevor’s eyes glazed in contentment and he leaned into his Master’s touch.I desperately missed that feeling of absolute security.
“I liked the way Sloane nearly choked when you gave her your evil Daddy-eye,” Trevor preened, gazing up at Drake.
“She’s a waste of good air,” the big Dom replied dryly.
“Drake, Sir?”I murmured timidly.“Can I ask what you said to Sloane outside the church when I arrived?”
Drake flashed me a roguish grin.“You mean when she was acting like the raging bitch she is?”
My face warmed, remembering how utterly humiliated I’d felt.“Yes, Sir.”
