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ROAN: Thang.
I fucking snorted into my coffee as I re-read his dumbass ranting. Served him right with all his dumb nicknames.
ROAN: Fuck, I’m tired.
ROAN: The things I do for you.
I didn’t fucking ask you to do anything, you dramatic fuck.
ROAN: You woke me.
To see if you wanted me to bring you breakfast, you furry shit!
ROAN: Hand-delivered breakfast from Killian Byrne? Sure, why the fuck not.
God, he was fucking irritating. Loved him like a brother and would contemplate beating him like one.
Again… what the fuck do you want?
ROAN: Make me a sandwich. All the fixings.
ROAN: Hashbrowns too.
ROAN: An omelet would be nice.
ROAN: None of that stupid protein shake shit you make.
There was no fucking way I was getting him all that shit. Who ate that much fucking food for breakfast?
Black coffee and an everything bagel with cream cheese for your dumbass, got it.
ROAN: You wound me.
I think what you mean is: thank you, Killian, you magnificent beast for going out of your way to take care of me.
ROAN: Nope. Don’t mean that.
I chuckled as I meandered to the next aisle. Fucking with Roan was one of my favorite pastimes.
Killian, you gorgeous fucking man, I aspire to your level of greatness.
ROAN: Yeah, definitely don’t mean that.
Killian fucking Byrne, you’re the best fucking thing to ever happen to me. I don’t know what I’d ever do without you. You’ve changed me forever.
ROAN: God, the fucking ego on you.
I live to inspire.
ROAN: Inspire pain and misery.
Always.
Put your dick away. I’ll bring you a fucking bagel.
ROAN: The price is too high.
You’ve got fifteen minutes.
