Bash: No Korean
Jin: And also, fuck you. What does Fraser want for his birthday? He should be back to normal by then, right? Are you taking him out?
Jin: ?
Jin: ????
Jin: ??????????????? Hello?!
Jin: Killinger, I can see you and Jett reading these messages. Answer the question.
Harrison: I don’t think Jett will be in the mood for going out. We’ll just order food and watch a movie with his dad. If you want to send him anything, I can give you our address
Arlo: I wish I didn’t have a game, or I would stop by again
Étienne: We’re playing Florida. You said you’ve been learning French chirps to throw at that defenceman you keep complaining about.
Arlo: Fuck. Well, at least that will cheer me up a little. I’m sorry I can’t hang out with you guys
Harrison: Don’t worry about it. We’re having an easy night
Jin: Shit! Did you see the news about the Nova Scotia hockey team????
Arlo: No fucking way
Harrison: Yeah, they finally decided to give Halifax an NHL team
Arlo: I wonder what name they’re giving them?
Jin: I vote for the Halifax TNTs
Arlo: ?
Jin: Aren’t you from that island? Two ships blew up in the harbour, didn’t they? You guys are always whining about it
Harrison: Jesus
Arlo: For one, Nova Scotia isn’t an island, you insolent shit. For two, it’s still too soon, man. No dark humour about the Halifax Explosion is permitted in this group chat
Jin: Boohoo
Bash: How is Halifax big enough to have an NHL team? I don’t even know where Nova Scotia is. And no fans to cheer you on, unless a couple of lobster fishermen stop by the arena for the cheap beer…
Jin: Yeah, I agree
Baash: Fraser, you and Killinger are from that little spit of land. What are your thoughts?
Jin: I can’t explain the anger I feel when I see someone reading my texts and not responding.
Bash: I tried my best.
Jin: Whatever. Who’s going to play on that team? The beer league?
Bash: Lobsters fresh out of the ocean probably
Arlo: Would you all fuck off?
Jett put the group chat on mute and went back to sleep.
