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Make him come in his pants

Have an orgasm from oral

Swallowing

Snowballing

Get fucked out of my sleep

Give a blow job while I’m getting fucked

Double penetration

Double blow job

Lucky Pierre

Peace Offerings on Aisle 7

“What size tampons should we get?” Soul asked me, holding up a pack with “sport” written in script across the front.

“We’re making a welcome basket, why would we buy tampons?”

“She’s gonna get her period at least three times while she stays with us. Whywouldn’twe get any?”