happen if I go in there.” Jacob pointed to the church like it knew something
he didn’t.
“You burst into flames.” Teddy responded. Jacob held his breath. “Really?”
“No! You idiot!” Teddy laughed before turning his head sideways and
considering.. “Actually, maybe. I’m a bit fuzzy on the details.” “How do I find out?”
“I don’t know- I guess you go in. But before you do-” Teddy paused.
Jacob expected some wise words of wisdom. “Got any marshmallows?” “That isn’t very funny.” Jacob deflated.
“Who’s joking? I’m hungry.” Teddy responded.
Jacob gathered his breath and walked up to the main doors of the
church. Before he could knock, or open the door, it flung open and Joe was
there in some kind of vestment he didn’t recognize.
“You made it!” He beamed.
“I guess I did!” He said turning to Teddy with a concerned smile.
“Yay?”
“It’s a yay.” Teddy responded.
“Come on in!” Joe said, gripping Jacob gently by the arm andescorting
him inside before Jacob could even react. Jacob almost screamed as he
prepared for the skin to burst into flames - but nothing happened. “Hey! No flames!” Jacob exclaimed.
“I mean, Jacob, you’re not that flaming. But if you were, that would be
fine.”
“I…I appreciate that?” Jacob responded.
“Of course. You’re beautiful just as your regular flamboyant self.” Joe
said. “Come on in. We’ll take care of you.”
“Do you mean in like…An Old Yeller type of way or…” There was no
answer. Perfect.
The church was big, but for a giant pious space, it was surprisingly
comfortable. There were a few couches interspersed around the space that
was still lined with pews and stained glass adorning each of the walls.
Candles were everywhere, some were even rainbow to ensure people of all
genders felt welcome. The images within the glass were more violent than
