Edison: You want me to make a single player porno?
Fancy: Ugh please don’t call it porno, I hate that word.
Edison: What would you have me call it? Skin flick, X rated adult entertainment, a single subscriber Only Fans account. I mean if my dick’s involved it’s gonna be triple X rated.
Fancy: Video chat, now?
Edison: Yes.
Day 38 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Fancy: I don’t know if I can continue to fake the funk like this.
Edison: What’s wrong?
Fancy: I’m just tired and overwhelmed.
Edison: That’s understandable, you’re working really hard.
Fancy: Everyone thinks I’m making a mistake breaking up the group. And the label is offering up lots of money for another joint album.
Edison: …
Fancy: Do you think I’m making a mistake?
Edison: I don’t think I’m the best person to ask. This decision has to be yours, but I’ll support you no matter what.
Fancy: I’m scared.
Edison: Of what?
Fancy: Of fucking everything up.
Day 40 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Edison: Guess who just sold the rooster stools.
Fancy: No, I love those stools.
Edison: They were hideous.
Fancy: They were camp and fun.
Edison: So, you don’t want me to sell the rooster stools?
Fancy: How much did you get for them?
Edison: Just under three thousand.
Fancy: For those ugly ass stools.
Edison: I thought they were fun and camp?
Fancy: That was before I knew some idiot was willing to spend close to three grand for them.
Day 45 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Fancy: What’s the first thing you want to do when I get home?
